March 14, 2010

• Patient Priorities

  Pt presenting with a complaint of weakness

  Dr J: So tell me about your weakness
  Pt: Well I was playing dominoes against one of my old airforce buddies, and I when i won, i stood up, slammed the bone on the table and yelled “domino, motherfucker.” at which point i continued dropping because my legs got all wobbly.

  Dr J: and what happened then?
  Pt: then that bastard had the nerve to try and get out of paying me, just because he had to take me to the hospital. some people, right?

  Some people, indeed.

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