May 28, 2003

• Thatz right folkz…there is no rhyme or reason to my posting schedule whatsoever.

  
  

  So the soles of my feet are threatening to leave me for someone who treatz them better, after a particulary grueling session of capoeira today…gruleing because we played a lot on monday, and still sore from that, and also there waz no tape!!!! YAAAARGH! That is my pirate scream of pain complete with paqrrot and eye patch while i hop on my sore foot and wave around a bottle of rum in a threatening manner ant the nearest wench. Pirates are fun

  
  

  SO my friend dj doormat (so called becuase she needs to evolve a spine and stand up ffor herself more) was a having a terrible horrible no good very bad day…rather than contact me to vent she went up to the hot tub on the roof and saw some chick…guyz, brace yourselves…SUBATHING BUTT NEKKID

  
  

  However, trying to get more details about this wonderful individual was like pulling teeth from my pal…c’mon I know girls evaluate each other…in fact next time you are at a party try this little social experiemnt…find a cute girl in the room at a party…then when any other cute girl walkz in…check the girlz reaction

  
  

  What you will notice is every girl will quickly turn to evaluate the newcomer and doi a quick comparison to see if she is a threat…this usually happenz only with girlz who are strangers, but i seen it  a couple timez among those who know each other too

  
  

  So yah…if i seemed excited about the fact someone was sunbathing nekkid, itz becuase.i’M A GUY and we like that kinda stuff…also in the midst of a dry spell lately, so i have to live vicariously through otherz experiences, but itz all good

  
  

  Well back to the kanjii quiz and med school appz

  
  

  Moral of The Story: Thank you to the nekkid subathers of the world for brightening my already fantastic day

  • 9:58 pm
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