You Knew this was bound to happen between the late nights and high stress of night float, right?
I present the Night Float version of Carley Rae Jepsen’s Call me Maybe
If you are really lucky, I will make a music video version
[verse 1]
you were admitted last night
gave your family quite a fright
with those low electrolytes
oh yeah and by the way
chest pain and shortness of breath
coughing up blood right and left
looks like you’re approaching death
it’s time to save the day
bp aint holdin’
get those pressors flowin’
add some vanc and zosyn
oh my god he’s coding baby
[chorus]
hey I just met you
and this is crazy
but i’m MOD
so page me maybe?
you’re feeling weak now
and you’re eighty
need blood transfusions
so page me maybe
hey, i got signout
that you are crazy
here’s some ativan
so page me maybe
there are no other docs
that dont phase me
I’m the MOD
so page me maybe
[Verse 2]
you took your time with the call
patient in 3 had a fall
now she’s not speaking at all
let’s get a head ct
that guy with the DKA
he hasnt eaten all day
he’s signing out AMA
oh well less work for me
your heart rate’s slowin’
get that o2 flowin’
it’s another code and
guess i wont be sleeping baby
[chorus]
hey I just met you
and this is crazy
but i’m MOD
so page me maybe?
low urine output
place a foley
surgical patient?
then call SOD
hey, when i met you
you looked plaguey
place a ppd
then page me maybe?
there are no other docs
that dont phase me
I’m the MOD
so page me maybe?
Before you exit from this life,
fill out this polst form
change your code status
sign here on this polst form
Before you exit from this life
change your code status
you’ll be the gladdest
dnr status
[chorus]
you just don’t look right
sepsis lady
you need central lines
so page me maybe
hey I just met you
and this is crazy
but i’m MOD
so page me maybe?
there are no other docs
that dont phase me
I’m the MOD
so page me maybe?
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