Okay so you guys are in for a special treat tonite! Especially Kelly
and Kim, who I know appreciate my bouts into med school dorkiness. SO i
have mentioned a few times before on this interweb thing that I am a
t.a. and reviewer for Physiology, and also that each week for review,
Ryan and I usually do a little educational skit. Well although most of
them require filming and live action for this week i just did a song
parody like back in the day (remember, Apryl? good old finals week
stress??)
So here it is posted for you guys…let me know what you think. Sing along, you might just learn something
Digestion
To the tune of Mrs Robinson
chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew
Well what goes on during digestion?
eat the food but after that who knows?
oh oh oh
Well then lets learn about digestion
how the gut takes nutrients away
hey hey hey-hey hey
Lets start with the cephalic phase when you see food you like
saliva contains alpha amylase
in the stomach HCL and gastrin from vagi
help the stomach get set up for eating that pie
the next step in our digestion
esophagus moves the food below
oh oh oh
the l-e-s lets the food go by
if it dont thats a-chalasi-a
hey hey hey-hey hey hey
In duodenum the chyme becomes isotonic
from pancreatic secretions now
but in the jejunums where most absorption takes place
ileum just secretes bicarb, K, and waste
a reflex in our digestion
food in stomach makes ileum go
colon ho!
now we’re in the large intestine
use the valsalva, its bombs away
hey hey hey-hey hey hey
sitting in the east pod for a tuesday night review
learning how the food moves down your gut
B-E-R it, M-M-C it, how do you know which?
studying for digestion’s a bitch
BER comes after a meal
moving through the gut what you just chewed
ooh ooh ooh
MMC when stomach’s empty
every 90 minutes lest you ate
hey hey hey-hey hey hey
AND NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT. Because I am sure you have all missed them, here are some more ADVENTURES IN AIM
Y2KenH: if they talk more than they walk, i’m not watching it
Y2KenH: it becomes like dragon ball z
coffeeweasel: oh you mean in terms of action sequences?
Y2KenH: next episode: main character moves a foot
Y2KenH: that clown in the van idea is a double edged sword
coffeeweasel:At the gym…sweating like r kelly at the kids choice awards…
RitikaUCI: you are the gross
Alright, so yes, i know i am consistently promising you these diwali
pics and then not delivering them so you all think i am a ridiculous
hateful person, or at the very least a tease. My little xanga here is a
bit like sex in that regard. getting some only makes both you and me
want more.
It is not precisely like sex, however, because
A) you most likely do not weep with gratitude after viewing my pic
posts and/or reading entries because you have never been satisfied like
that before AND
B) I do not perform my spastic touchdown dance after each entry, the way i do on those few occasions i now get laid
But I digress the point was, i have a truckload of work i am having to
be doing, and i am really really far behind in it, and there are many
many pics to post, and frankly i am as tired as the last remaining
prostitute in mexico city, although sadly, not as wealthy and long
story short if i do not see comments, i get less inclined to post.
This is in no way a snotty why aren’t you people commenting thing. I am
simply just more motivated to keep writing when i know people are
reading, and lately i have apparently not written anything worth
commenting about…my bad. But to those of you who did comment, thanks!
gold star and 2 points for you!…first one to hit 26 points, gets a
xmas present sent to them from me!
Y2KenH is still in the lead, but anyone can play…comment for more ways to earn points
So yes, basically this whole post was an excuse to say no Diwali pics
til later this week now. But here is a teaser pic of me with the guys
from the Bhangra dance
That’s right…Josh is number one Punjabi! Balle Balle. Also seen,
harmandeep, neeraj, and sanjam, who is a real sardar and tied all our
turbans. There dont say i never gave you anything
-J
Quote of the day:”Come on guys, the night is a fetus!” re: trying to figure out what to do
(as in the night is full of unborn possibilities for my readers who just dont get it)
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