August 18, 2003

• A lot of people are excited about arnold running for governer. After all, he has some of the coolest campaign posters.

  
  

  Gray Davis: Total Recall

  
  

  Arnold is…the Running man!

  
  

  Terminate Davis!

  
  

  You have to admit, if nothing else, the man does know how to market himself. However, all is not as hunky dory as it appears. Consider this: For those of you who remember the movie demolition man, there is a line in the movie where sly stallone and sandra bullock are in desperate need of answers, and sandra suggests they vist the “Schwarzenegger Presidential Library” Go back and watch the movie. Itz there. Creepy now, eh?

  
  

  I think we should elect arnold, and stick him in a steel cage match with Jesse Ventura, and broadcast it on pay-per-view. Revenue made from this event can be used for the government, instead of the 2% property tax hike arnold is proposing and the tripling of car insurance already pushed through by Gray Davis. Think about it. It could work…how many people watched celebrity boxing? The ad money alone could probably prevent tax hikes for at least a year.

  
  

  However, enthusiastic as i am for the most part about the possibility of the terminator himself being our governer, my friend dave brought a sobering point to my attention. The governer of California gets a seat on the board of the UC Regents. Arnold would be one of the regents for UCLA. My diploma would cease to have any meaning. Other states are going to take one look and say, hey, isn’t the terminator on your board of directors? Go back to a real school, schmoe. The riducule we can expect to get from other states is boundless…but then again, my governer can beat up your governer, so neener neener neener

  
  

  Moral of The Story: Vote, but not w/o some consideration of the issues and candidates

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