Hooray! I have a stand up comedy show coming up this week! I haven’t done this kinda stuff in way to long. Well that’s not true, i like to think i am funny all the time, but rarely do i get to make money for it.
In other news fascinating only to people who know me, caroline is moving out of the sorority and into an aparment with gay ryan. Gay ryan was someone i knew way back when in the dorms. Think a young fashion expert from queer eye (carson?) but one who has not yet come to terms with his orientation around the y axis (engineering joke, x, y, male and femalechromosomes…get it?) right ,whatever. So she will have a room all to herself, which will be nice when i go to visit her in westwood. I am actually kinda glad she moving out of the sorority, because she rarely get to sleep there what with all the noise and goings on a house full fo girls can provide.
A word of enlightement to all males…apparently, living in a sorority is not the joy-filled nudist camp we have all been taught by the media to envision. In actuality, it is a house full of girls dedicated to conformity, at least one of whom will ALWAYS be on their period, endlesslely stealing each others clothes, talking behind each others backs, and desperately afraid someone might accidentally think they are unique…so have i gathered from my observations visitng caroline
Loss of Faith in Humanity Moment this week: The people who sued McDonalds (and won) for the chain making their child obese. I hate people so much. Your Child being a chubby little fuck is not the fault of McDonalds, it is the fault of you being a horrible parent who does not monitor the little glutton’s eating habits or exercise routine. Maybe if mom (or dad to be gender role fair) would get your ass in the kitchen and make some nutritous food, or spend some time exercising your child instead of giving them a video game system workout, the llittle porker wouldn’t have to be rolled into the courtroom to try and suck money out of a corportation that when you get right down to it, is merely providing people with what they want.
Winners of the Week: Mcdonalds, for announcing its decision to eliminate supersizes in an effort to appease more health conscious americans. Granted, this is not a huge step, but at least it is an honest effort to make a change. Since people can’t regulate themselves into eating less, the fast food world now will simply not offer the “make me a fat fuck” option with your happy mile.
Also a winner of the week
laystation’s new controller design…located at whats new on
www.popsci.com the PS console has released a controller that is built onto an exercise machine like a stairstepper it appears from the pic. So now you CAN actually exercise when playing video games. Amazing how lazy and ingenious a society can be at one and the same time
SO the winners and losers of the week will be a new feature henceforth to be found in this blog every week, thereby forcing me to post at least that often…you’re welcome apryl. Hey, you can even tell your students to come check out my blog if they are old enough not to have their fragile little minds warped by my spewing…or at least start their own blogs, whatever. So now you have a winner and loser of the week along with the pics i try and post with every blog, in an effort to entertain those of you kind, curious, or just bored enough peepz who keep comin back here
With the one child per couple rule enforced strictly in china, ping-pong and his brothers were forced to emigrate to the U.S. after their parents chose the favorite child
sadly, with few skills and no work experience to speak of, they were quickly reduced to poverty and hunger
until that is, they learned of an easy source of food in the city
-Josh
“Look Up in the sky, its a bird, it’s a plane, its…no its a bird and the little bastard just shit in my eye”
sadly, with few skills and no work experience to speak of, they were quickly reduced to poverty and hunger
until that is, they learned of an easy source of food in the city-Josh“Look Up in the sky, its a bird, it’s a plane, its…no its a bird and the little bastard just shit in my eye”