March 22, 2004

• U-CLA

  Okay so since my remaining finals are laughable, working up the stress to create decent rhymes has gotten somewhat harder. However, I have done my best, and present to you this quarter’s parodies, in a story mode, just like the originals. If you don’t know the song, make with the downloading peoplez!

  -J

  [narrative: It is the week of finals, and a group of students all gathered at one friend's apartment to study are having a rough time of it. All of a sudden, one of them decides it is time to take a study break and turns on the television. The station is MTV, but the long hours of constant study has caused all the poor students to hallucinate and project their own problems on to the programming]

  U-CLA
  a parody of Outkast’s Hey Ya
  by Josh Dworetzky
  song suggested by Apryl Hardisty

  Apryl 3000:
  One two three go!

  Us bruins don’t stress around
  listen up a minizz
  because we know our shizz
  uh and so when tests abound us
  we don’t let them confound us
  coz we rule the hizz(ouse)
  we try to prep by crammin
  our books we be slammin in Powell right now
  Uh thank god for Q & A
  reviewin with T.A.’s
  so we don’t flunk ooouuut
  UH

  [chorus]
  UUUUUU-CLAAAA
  UUUUUU-CLAAAA
  UUUUUU-CLAAAA
  UUUUU-CLAAAA

  Jai Dee :
  I think i got it
  Ohh i think i got it
  but then when its exam time
  don’t know nothing at
  AaaaaaaaAAAAAaaaaaAAAAAaaaaalllll…
  study together
  we study together
  but sabotage is better when there’s pre-meds
  InvoooooOOOOOoooooOOOOOoooooOOOOOlved
  professors say that “you don’t have to know this”
  and then test and then test and then test
  and then test and then test on exceptions
  so whydja whydja
  whydja whydja whydja even go ta lectcha
  when you know you not listeninggg
  Professor:
  y’all don’t want to hear me, you just wanna pass

  Apryl 3000 and backup singers:
  UUUU-CLAAA (ohh oh)
  UUUU-CLAAA (ohh oh)
  UUUU-CLAA (don’t want to be note takin’)
  UUU-CLAA ( just want to be graduatin’)
  UUU-CLAA (don’t want to be here learnin’)
  UUU-CLAA (just want cash to be earnin’)
  I’m just being honest

  Jai Dee:
  Hey, alright now fealous (YEAH!)
  now what’s paler than being pale
  (JOSH D) I can’t see ya!
  I said, who’s paler than being pale
  (Josh D) Boooo…
  alright alright alright alright
  alright alright alright alright
  alright alright alright alright
  alright alright alright ok now bruins (YEAH!)

  we gon break this back down in jus a few seconds
  now don’t stuy break this thang down for nothin
  I wanna see y’all cram like ya aint never studied
  gimme some answers…I AM your buddy

  shake it shake it shake it shake it (oh oh)
  shake it like your having a seizure
  shake it shake it shake it shake it
   shake it like your having a seizure

  • 8:30 pm
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