March 23, 2004

• Hypnotic

  Thanks to everyone who writes back to feed my ego. Here’s part 2 for y’all

  [at the conclusion of the music video, the students all look at each other, creeped out by what they *thought* they had seen. "Let's flip to a different station" one suggests. "Shouldn't we study?" says another. "As soon as we see what else is on" says a third. As the students flip through the channels, music mysteriously begins to play in the background, although there is no radio, and the students spontaneously break out into a spontaneously choreographed dance number, tossing the remote control to whoever is speaking at the moment...]

  Hypnotic
  parody of Britney Spears “Toxic”
  written by Josh Dworetzky

  Apryl:   First came Bennifer
             is it off or on
  Larissa: tell me do you care
             out there anyone
             I thought not
             okay moving on

  *doot doot doodleoo doot…wahh wahh wahh wahh wahh*

  Wendy: Madonna and Britney
              their kiss did you see
  Kyle:      Kobe a rapist
              it couldn’t be
  Puja:     this really is
              must see T.V.

  Caroline: Too much
               gossip on
               must turn it off
               study for ecooon
               or I will be gone

  *doot doot doodleoo doot…wahh wahh wahh wahh wahh*

  All:  Just a glance at the tube
        and I am snared
        hypnotic
        I’m slipping under
        I have tests for which I am unprepared
        but I keep watching you
        don’t you know you’re hypnotic
        there’s nothing I can do
        don’t you know you’re hypnotic

  Collen: By the superbowl
            we were outraged
  Ari:     Janet’s nipple bare
            when I looked away!
  Brook  guess i’ll study then
            during the delay

  *doot doot doodleoo doot…wahh wahh wahh wahh wahh*

  Josh: I’m hooked
        I can’t bliiiink
        I’m watching Friends
        while my grades sink
        I can’t even think

  *doot doot doodleoo doot…wahh wahh wahh wahh wahh*

  All:       Cause I can’t break my gaze
             from Mel’s “Passion”
             hypnotic
             I’m slipping under
  Regina: and dateline NBC has Jesus on
             for a quick interview
             can’t study it’s hypnotic
  All:       well what would Jesus do
             if faced with Prof’s psychotic?
  Kei:      taking all these exams physical and biotic

  All:       Just a few more minutes
             I’m on a break
             hypnotic
             I’m slipping under
             and I know most of this stuff anyway
              cause I am sick of tests
              and I think that I got it

  [the music slowly fades out and the students look at each other confused. what is going on here?...]

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