June 3, 2004

• It has come to my attention recently that nicotine can be concentrated and taken as a suppository. In suppository form, you get not only the full effect of the nicotine quicker, but minus all the harmful carcinogens and additives that are usually added by the tobacco companies to cigarettes.

  
  

  Best of all, I feel that as a method to quit smoking, cheekotine (TM pending) would beat the patch hands down. Imagine that you are a chain smoker, used to 3-5 packs a day. How long do you think you would remain addicted if everytime you wanted a fix, you had to stuff a pill up your ass? Philip Morris beware! I am SO on to you

  
  

  

  
  

  -Josh

  
  

  “What about that graph that says the first thing we want is for children to start smoking?”
  “Oh that’s just something my kid drew in art class”

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