September 27, 2004
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So much time, so little to do…oh no wait, strike that, reverse it.
And here is your WEEKEND UPDATE
I’m the Keyes Master, Are you the Gatekeeper?
Some of you who watch the news may recall Senatorial candidate Alan Keyes hating on Dick Cheney for having a lesbian daughter…
Alan Keyes, September 1, 2004:
“But as I said to someone the other day, if my own daughter were a homosexual or a lesbian, I would love my daughter, but I would tell my daughter that she was in sin. And I would love her and pray for her and try to open her heart to the truth of God’s intention for her life. That’s what I would do.”
Well it looks as though he will get to find out how those words taste. A person (ed. not me) has recently discovered a blog right here on our very own Xanga that appears to be authored by Maya Keyes herself, on which she states she is gay. As you’ll see below, the photos on the site and the official Keyes family photos are very similar. The Yahoo! e-mail address on the blog and an e-mail address on a Keyes campaign site also match up, and there’s a link to her blog in her Yahoo profile, which is accessible via the Keyes website. Go to the website and see for yourself.
The blog’s archive goes back to 2001, which means a hoax is almost out of the question. The author of the blog if not actually Maya, shares a first name, birthdate, and city of residence with her, and writes about her father being in politics…so yeah, I am thinking Obama has this election locked up now.
Funny how all the republicans candidates, who are anti-Gay in all their policies have all the homosexual progeny, isn’t it? Ahh sweet Irony
More Political Bitching
Okay, you will probably here this a lot from me in the next month, but please VOTE! Seriously, even if you vote for Bush (haha, no really) just vote. Everyone’s vote is important…unless of course you live in Florida
Former President Jimmy Carter predicted that this year, like four years ago, Florida will not have fair elections. Florida lacks the following necessary to a fair and impartial election (lack of fairness? In a state governed by a Bush?)
*A nonpartisan electoral commission or a trusted and nonpartisan official who will be responsible for organizing and conducting the electoral process before, during and after the actual voting takes place
*Uniformity in voting procedures, so that all citizens, regardless of their social or financial status, have equal assurance that their votes are cast in the same way and will be tabulated with equal accuracy
*The top election official has also played a leading role in qualifying Ralph Nader as a candidate, knowing that two-thirds of his votes in the previous election came at the expense of Al Gore. She ordered Nader’s name be included on absentee ballots even before the state Supreme Court ruled on the controversial issue
It just gets worse and worse folks…oh and subscribe to WP and NY Times if you cant read the links…its free anyway and information is good to have
In other news, Conan O brien will be replacing Leno in 5 years, saving me the trouble of deciding who to watch
And last but not least, I am now part of the med school’s A Capella group…the Pacemakers…just because…
Get it! Ha.
-J
Josh put the ram in the rama lama ding dong
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This is what i learned from the news: a local FL man was shot by a puppy as he executed its siblings because he felt it was cruel to send them to the pound. The puppy nudged the gun so that the man shot his own hand which he was using to hold the puppy.
A local TX man got his truck and his dog back after police found them in the middle of the highway. Apparently after making a quick stop at a 7/11 like edifice, the canine somehow managed to shift gears and drive it down the highway until it just rolled to a stop.
FL has no governor now. Nor inhabitants anymore. I’m thinking we cast another Predator cast member as governor. Someone who’s a minority, infact, an alien. That’s right, the predator himself. He could kick all the asses of all governors. You know it won’t tollerate any stupid people who can’t figure out how to vote cuz he’ll just rip their spines out and collect their skulls. I feel from the press conference that it could become a future president. It didn’t say anything; just make that clocking noise, but it’s got my vote!