September 30, 2004

• Watching the debates…clever commentary by Ken

  
  

  Y2KenH: ever think that kerry is drawing funny pictures of bush?
  coffeeweasel: what right now?
  coffeeweasel: on the podium?
  Y2KenH: yea
  Y2KenH: i mean sometimes he’s smiling
  Y2KenH: its gotta be drawing

  
  

  coffeeweasel: are they going to talk about anything besides iraq
  Y2KenH: no
  Y2KenH: it is hilarious
  Y2KenH: what do you think about health care?
  Y2KenH: well i think its very important
  Y2KenH: but there are those in iraq who are sturrlign to get it
  coffeeweasel: haha
  Y2KenH: osama is watching this on HD TV
  coffeeweasel: nah he prob got it on tivo

  
  

  coffeeweasel: making a drinking game out of it
  coffeeweasel: take a drink whenever…

  
  

  kerry says i would have made a better choice
  whenever anyone says weapons of mass destruction
  saddam was a threat…
  if kerry mentions his war record…
  If bush makes a bible reference…
  If anyone talks about something NOT iraq or terror related, finish your drink and pund another
  Y2KenH: ouch
  Y2KenH: i’d be dead in 10 mintes
  coffeeweasel: haha
  
  coffeeweasel: hooray new question!
  coffeeweasel: wait a minute…we just shifted to a different {pending} war
  Y2KenH: what was the question? which to bomb first?
  coffeeweasel: yep
  Y2KenH: more fun for me then
  Y2KenH: if there’s ever trouble bill gates will buy N korea so we’re safe in that part

  
  

  Y2KenH: character issues?
  coffeeweasel: i guess
  Y2KenH: slam him
  Y2KenH: come on bush, you know u want to
  Y2KenH: DO IT
  
  Y2KenH: “The only thing I’d follow bush to was a keg party.  He had a nose for that sort of thing.” – former roommate
  coffeeweasel: haha
  coffeeweasel: “I just know how the world works”-Bush
  coffeeweasel: from a man who cant pronounce nuclear
  Y2KenH: it’s Nooklear
  coffeeweasel: nook-yular

  
  

  All in all, very entertaining, except for the ominous part in Bush’s closing statement, where he effictively said “Terrorists will strike again this year”…hmm, maybe coz you’re orchestrating it?

  
  

  Also, went to the Jay-Z/R Kelly Best of Both Worlds tour the other night. Which was awesome. Jay Z knows how to throw a good show. Granted, the cd they were touring for was about a year old, but due to R. Kelly’s kid toucher issues, it got postponed.

  
  

  Actually, on the subject of kid-touching, there were a number of hilarious incidents during the show. For one of his songs, he put up on the screen that he needed a 19 year old girl up on stage…and she had to be able to prove her age. During another song, he pulled two random girls on stage, and sent them to his trailer after talking to him for a few minutes…during which i joked that he was making sure they were 16

  
  

  . and of course, the R kelly-for the children tour

  
  

  The songs they did were all sweet. Jay Z did big pimpin, hustler, money aint a thing, and a bunch of his other hits, and R Kelly did ignition and whichever songs he does with Jay-z. The stage was sweet, and I got some pics I will try and put up this weekend.

  
  

  They changed costumes like every 2 songs. The set was 2.5 hours, which is surprisingly long for a rap concert. However, i did suffer one lame med school moment…but not alone!

  
  

  At about 2 hours into the show, Jay-Z was like yo, y’all we just getting started. At which point, we all checked our watches and were like “Aw man, i still got physiology tomorrow” Yeah, we’re dorks. But we stayed for the whole show anyway.

  
  

  How did I get the tickets you ask? Some friends went out to a bar, and just won them…I was invited along. We were sitting on the balcony in the front and center. The seats were awesome for being free. The value was 50 bucks, 80 for the floor below, and 175 for the floor seats. Sweet.

  
  

  Long story short…good show.

  
  

  -J

  
  

  Josh is big pimpin, spending cheese

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