October 2, 2004
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I bet you all thought the Parodies were done once I graduated, didn’t you? Well you were wrong!
Here is an authentic transcript of Last Night’s Debate, as interpreted by your’s truly…
Just Vote for Me
To the tune of Under the Sea
Bush:
The campaign is always meaner
In somebody else’s ad
Under my administration
Were things really all that bad?
Just look at the world around you
Illness, famine, death and war
But wonderful things surround you
And so in 2004
Just Vote for me
Just vote for me
Please make no error
I’m tougher on terror
Than John Kerry
I took down Uday and Qusay…
Kerry:
…But let Osama get away
Quit emphasizing
All of your lies and
Just vote for me
The voters are intelligent
Your down in opinion polls
What’s up with that Texas accent
Your family’s from Maine, @sshole
But I hope that I can ketchup
There’s issues that I avoid
Next month, after the election
Guess who gon’ be unemployed (Uh-oh)
Just Vote for me
Just vote for me
Bush:
No one can beat me
Try and unseat me
I’ll win you see
My abilities may not be great
But don’t misunderestimate
Now I’m devotin
Full time for votes n’
Just vote for me
Just vote for me
Since life is sweet here
Don’t want to leave here
Naturally (naturallee ee ee)
Bush: Just look at you, you liberal bum
Kerry: speak for yourself you right wing scum
David:
Choosing’s a riddle
I’m in the middle
Bush and Kerry: Just Vote for Me
Kerry:
Well Chen-ey’ insane
Ridge Tom makes me yawn
Rumsfeld, he has yelled
Terror, bring it on
Post 9/11
Ask Halliburton
Why did we attack Iraq (Oil)
Bush: Kerry’s face got replaced
Kerry: Don’t knock my botox
Bush: picked Edwards I heard
To lure dems to the box
Voters: Just send up the howl
We want Colin Powell
And oh please Nader noooooooooooo
Bush and Kerry:
Just vote for me
Just vote for me
The other candidate
Doesn’t know Jack shit
I guarantee!
David:
What do they got? A lot of lies?
Still, we must vote for one of these guys
Bush and Kerry:
Each little phrase here
Bound to earn praise here
Just vote for me
Each little stat here
Better than that here
Just vote for me
Bush:
On the campaign trail
This chief you should hail
Kerry:
A vote for this vet here
You wont regret here
All
So this November
Please just remember
Just vote for me
Your Moderator
Other Parodies I have posted here:
And, yeah, there’s plenty more…howz that for shameless promotion?
What else did I do today? Went out for Sushi for Hamza’s B-Day with some friends. and surprise, surprise, I once again spoke more nihongo than all the resturaunt staff…how the hell am I supposed to remember my Japanese if there is no one to practice with?
After the sushi, went back to Hamza’s place where we had cake, and then all 6 of us batted a balloon around his apartment for seriously, like an hour. I had forgotten how fun that is. Yes, six med students played with a balloon. Then we made it a learning game, like whoever hit the balloon had to state a random fact. More of those to come in future posts
Pics this weekend I hope
-J
Josh is made of frogs and snails and puppy dog tails
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