October 9, 2004

• Although I know I have mentioned this to several people, I realize I have not actually written it down. So here it is in writing so I can prove I have intended to do this years from now.

  
  

  When I eventually meet my future wife, and we eventually get married, and eventually have children and eventually name said children (all this being indefinitely far in the future of course)

  
  

  I am going to give my first male child the middle name

  
  

  “The”

  
  

  Because with my last name, that would just be kewl. Let me give you a few examples, with names I like

  
  

  Yuuichiro The Dworetzky (yeah, I put the ASIAN in Caucasian)
  Benjamin The Dworetzky
  Joseph The Dworetzky
  Vladimir The Dworetzky (aww yeah baby…)

  
  

  etc.

  
  

  See? It works with every possible male name. And think how envious all the other little kids would be. I could even give my kid a giant sword to carry around to destroy anyone who dared mock his name

  
  

  

  
  

  “What did you say about my meedle name, leetle mahn?”

  
  

  ANd just try and tell me that someone named “The Dworetzky” is not DESTINED to accomplish great things in life.

  
  

  I am prepared to make a number of concessions to my future wife to achieve my goal. I shall not list them here, but trust me, this is a well thought out decision.

  
  

  And for the record, both nakochan ichiban and lady jenn back me up on this decision, and they are of the female persuasion, so I know the idea is not totally out of reach.

  
  

  -J

  
  

  Josh is one bad mamma jamma

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