December 16, 2004

• Thanks Jenn! ii tomodachi desu ne

  basics*

  01. time you started: 8:18
  02. full name: Joshua Scott Dworetzky
  03. nicknames: Josh, J.D., J, Ghost, Fantasma, Skeets
  04. height: 5’10″
  05. weight: 130 (gained 5 lbs due to all this midwestern food around)
  06. thongs or panties or lack there of (girls only):
  07. boxers or briefs (guys only): boxers, preferably with cartoon characters on them. And as long as we’re sharing, its currently spongebob
  09 birthday: May 17, 1981
  10. zodiac sign: Taurus
  11. location: Currently North Chicago Illinois (NOT the north PART of Chicago, but a separate city, aka BFE)
  12. birth place: Manhattan, NY
  13. hair color: Dark brown
  14. eye color: Brown
  15. siblings: 1 younger brother, Brian

  *crushes*
  16. are you in love?: with what? wine? women? song? potatoes?
  17. are you more interested in guys or girls be honest: Girls
  18. what’s your biggest turn on about the opposite sex?: Probably the eyes, face, hair, ass, chest, in that order
  19. do u have a crush?: erm…does airport girl count? do you have to actually know the person?
  20. do u have a girlfriend/boyfriend?: Not at the moment

  *past*
  21. what age would you go back to?: Quit living in the past! Every age is awesome
  22. memory you miss most: karaoke nights and trivial pursuit nights with the respective gangs
  23. memory you would like to forget: none…my memories make me who I am
  24. what’d you do today: same thing I do every day…study…med school does not make for thrilling routine
  25. last person you talked to on the phone: brother
  26. last thing you said: Crap Rabbits!

  *favorites*
  27. food: spanakopita, with sushi a close second
  28. drink: green tea (it’s the asian in me)
  29. alcoholic beverages: Jack and coke mixed drink, red headed slut shot, and newcastle beer
  31. cd’s: erm, I dont buy cd’s I am a communist and download them
  32. thing to eat for lunch: rice or sandwich
  33. day of the week: thursday…it has so much potential
  34. month: may….dude, my birthday should be a national holiday
  35. number: 6
  36. holiday: National Consumer Whore Day! erm…i think you people call it xmas
  37. cookie: c is for cookie, thats good enough for me

  38 THERE IS NO QUESTION 38! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  39. ice cream topping: BBQ Sauce…because I dont eat ice cream
  40. candy or mint: reese peanut butter cups
  41. favorite channel: the screaming retarded monkey channel…
  42. radio: the one the professor and I built from coconut shells and banana leaves
  43. movie: the one starring me and your mom…perhaps you have seen it on the internet

  *people*
  44. best girl friends: any girl who is my friend (woo, am I a charmer or what?)

  45 INTERRUPTS YOUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED QUESTIONS FOR NO GOOD REASON

  46. favorite vacation spot: Japan…anywhere in Japan
  47. loudest friend: tough call….perhaps Ari at the moment
  49. best at keeping secrets: my dog, coz who she gonna tell?
  50. smartest: Mike Lake
  51. most likely to be a stripper: Kim
  52. sweetest, who does the sweetest things: my friend who is made entirely out of sugar
  53. weirdest: erm…Ken, just for randomness
  54. funniest: Koh for unintentionally funny
  55. most annoying: Andy, and I am sure he is proud to know he has earned that title

  *believe it or not*
  56. aliens: erm…have you SEEN my LJ?
  57. angels: sure, why not
  58. heaven and hell: nope, reincarnation is where itz at
  59. God: undecided….i am willing to entertain the idea
  60. yourself: Of course!

  *have you ever*
  61. been on a plane: no, because I am AMISH! What kind of ridiculous question is this?
  62. cried in public: only when I have suffered a broken bone or worse, and even then, it is quickly stifled
  63. climbed a tree: yesterday, in fact
  64. ate a worm: yep…i was a stupid child
  65: gone bungee jumping: yep…i am a stupid adult too
  66: met a celebrity: several, and lucky are those celebrities who have met ME
  67. met the president: no, and he better hope I dont either
  68. been scared to get shot: like medicinal or gunshot? coz i dont think anyone HOPES  to get shot
  69. had a new years kiss: yes, but never a random one
  70. shopped at abercrombie & fitch: it is where I got my favorite monkey shirt

  *what do you think about when you hear*
  71. carson daly: LIKE OMG WHere dId mY BrAiN ceLlS g0?
  72: bill clinton: my political hero…
  73. lollipops: munchkins
  74. dreams: kanji (yes I am sad)
  75. love: heart
  76. whipped cream: NOS
  77. south park: cartman (brilliant)
  78. britney spears: i dont think about britney spears
  79. christina aguilera: much less whorish recently
  80. guys: *shrugs* me?
  81. girls: naughty naughty thoughts

  *which would you rather*
  82. 2-door/4-door car?: four door (probably can pack in more friends!)
  83. dog/cat: dog fo shizzle yo
  84. blue/purple: blue
  85. chocolate/vanilla: swirl….defy convention!
  86. pen/pencil: pen

  *questions that don’t matter*
  87. do you sleep with a stuffed animal?: Yes, but I always use protection
  88. if so, what is their name?: a gentleman never tells
  89. if you were a crayon, what color would you be?: tasty
  90. how many buddies do you have on your buddy list?: 200 (I am a whore)
  91. do you like this survey: I’ve seen better
  92. one pillow or two, cotton or feather?: 4, cotton
  93. do you make your bed every morning? if you mean do i fold the blanket back to the edge of the bed, then yes
  94. how long are you in the shower?: 10 minutes…u can set your watch by it
  95. how do you eat a reese’s peanut butter cup:with my mouth…duh
  96. what does your name mean?: something about mankinds savior (hebrew joshua led the jews to the holy land)
  97: did you have to look up the meaning?: nope
  99. what came first, the chicken or the egg? chicken…God would look pretty silly sitting on an Egg
  100. time finished: 8:47 Back to work

  -J

  Josh is a mass murderer of time

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