January 7, 2005

• Hooray! Posting about zombies got me ANOTHER subscriber! Thanks AnQuan!

  
  

  I was listening to the news today because, well its what i do now. They were talking about the Scott Peterson Shenanigans. Just going on and on about the prison he was going to stay in. Some guy was all like “Yeah. This is a pretty high security prison. We’ve got mass murderers, serial killers, rapists, what have you. Guys that’ve done crimes just like Peterson. So, hopefully he’ll have someone to connect with.”

  
  

  CONNECT WITH? This isn’t Kindergarten. We don’t need to be worried about Scott Peterson making friends. My first day of prison (aka school) and I wanted to make friends I was like “You have on blue pants. Me too. Let’s be friends.” Not “You killed two more people than I did. Be my bitch.”

  
  

  Oh I haven’t done any current events in a while. Lets play that game.

  
  

  Richard Gere did some political ad for the upcoming elections in Palestein

  
  

  Hi, I’m Richard Gere and I’m speaking for the entire world. We’re with you during this election time. It’s really important. Get out and vote,” Gere said in the advertisement. He repeated the final phrase in Arabic.

  
  

  “I don’t even know who the candidates are other than Mahmoud Abbas, let alone this Gere,” Gaza soap factory worker Manar An Najar told Reuters.

  
  

  “We don’t need the Americans’ intervention. We know who to elect. Not like them – they elected a moron

  
  

  ZING!

  
  

  More upcoming elections, this time in Iraq…we are building democracy there, remember?

  
  

  14 of Iraq’s 18 provinces “appear to be relatively calm.” The four remaining provinces “are places where the terrorists are trying to stop people from voting,” [you] said. “So I know it’s hard. But it’s hard for a reason. And the reason it’s hard is because there are a handful of folks who fear freedom.”

  
  

   Brent Scowcroft, national security adviser for Dubya, has staked out an independent and critical stand on pivotal foreign policy issues facing the administration. Until recently he served as chairman of the President’s Foreign Intelligence Advisory Board, but his tenure was not extended by the administration. Whatever could have caused this change in goodwill?

  
  

  If you check the link above, its because everyone keeps telling Bush that as long as the U.S. is in the mideast, Iraq aint getting no democracy. Oh and those 4 provinces that Bush brushes off lightly…contain MORE THAN HALF IRAQS POPULATION

  
  

  Here is John Stewarts commentary on the 109th congress, inaugarated today or yesterday, i forget

  
  

  -J

  
  

  Josh is the master of disaster

  
  

   

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