January 11, 2005
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I am changing the profile pic again, because jenn is right, i do look way to serious. Like I am going to eat your soul or something.
Not too much going on in my life right now, so how bout some more fun stuff
The government of North Korea has launched a series of television public service announcements called “Let Us Trim Our Hair In Accordance With Socialist Lifestyle!”
Snip from a BBC News story on the campaign: “It stressed the ‘negative effects’ of long hair on ‘human intelligence development,’ noting that long hair ‘consumes a great deal of nutrition’ and could thus rob the brain of energy.”
This is really funny, for a number of reasons — first, Pyongyang’s logic flies in the face of the Luxuriant Flowing Hair Club for Scientists
Yes there is a club for that. No I will never join it…i think i am lucky enough for no pictures of me growing my hair out to still exist. Long story (and hair) short…it didnt work.
On a random tangent…DId popeye belong to any particular navy or was he a freelance sailor man?
A lot of banana facts in one place. A LOT of medical banana facts. Yes, ask Dr. to be JD for all your fruity medical advice
Did you know the banana it technically, scientifically, a berry? I submit you did not. Also the banana tree is not a tree. It is an herb. they dont want you to know these banana facts but the truth is out there!
Oh yes, so weekend update…I went to Soundbar, which was actually kinda nice, with D2 and oh i have no time to make up some clever web pseudonym, lets calll her Angie. Many a CMS person was there…
Also there was eye candy…hooray! However at times watching people get all drunken PDA was a little bit much, especially when I am still in single mode. Not like oh i am depressed, more like watching these people was almost like some sort of documentary
[read in a history channel/british type voice aloud]
Here we see the drunken couple in their natural habitat-the local watering hole also referred to as a “club” by the natives. I believe, yes the male is proceeding to gyrate-hump as it were-the female. Now, if we can zoom in and use time lapse photography, the untrained eye can catch the female’s tongue flickering in the auditory cavity of the male. Its like a hummingbird’s wings. Astonishing.
And in what could be the final caption contest for a while
Current standings
YDCB-2
AndySensei-2
Y2KenH-4 (updated)
Cmon peepz get cracking
-J
Josh wants you to wake him up before you go go
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“It was at that moment that George and Laura’s “escorts” for the night realized that they had switched their name tags.”
i’m gonna give this caption thing a shot… “yes laura, the asian woman behind me does have her finger up my butt, hehe.” “Oh george, i smile and laugh at anything you say, do i look like i have skeletors face? hehe”
HEHE thats the original profile picture mr. smiley!
i only got 2? i thought i had 4. “Where’s Petey-bird? Did someone tell him he’s standing in for Spot?”