January 14, 2005

• Found this…and liked it.
  
  You know 2004 has ended when…
  

  
  

  1. Your chair has a nice custom-fitted butt groove from all those hours in front of the computer.

  
  

  2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.

  
  

  3. You have a list of 10 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.

  
  

  4. You e-mail the person who sits at the desk next to you.

  
  

  5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don’t have AIM.

  
  

  6. O.J. Simpson’s trial is prehistoric.

  
  

  7. The home phoneline is obsolete. You make all phone calls from your cellphone.

  
  

  8. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.

  
  

  10. You know how to plagarize without professors knowing.

  
  

  11. Your boss doesn’t have the ability to do your job.

  
  

  12. No more use of legs–you’ve become so lazy that you pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home.

  
  

  13. Every commercial on television has a website at the bottom of the screen.

  
  

  14. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn’t have the first 10 or 20 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.

  
  

  15. You get up in the morning and go online before getting your coffee.

  
  

  16. You start tilting your head sideways to smile.

  
  

  17. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.

  
  

  18.  You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn’t a #9 on this list.
  

  
  

  
  

  
  
  
  
  
  

  You Are 19 Years Old

  19 Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view – and you look at the world with awe. 13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world. 20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what’s to come… love, work, and new experiences. 30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You’ve had a taste of success and true love, but you want more! 40+: You are a mature adult. You’ve been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax.

  
  

  Thanks for this, Jenn! See, and my past g/f kept telling me I was 6…neener neener neener I am like, so mature

  
  

  And since I am clearly not going to come up with anything of my own this post, lets keep stealing from other people’s sites

  
  

  From Dean:

  
  

  Instructions: (and yes, I did use my own playlist
  
  1. Open up the music player on your computer.
  2. Set it to play your entire music collection.
  3. Hit the “shuffleEcommand.
  4. Tell us the title of the next ten songs that show up (with their musicians), no matter how embarrassing. That’s right, no skipping that Carpenters tune that will totally destroy your hip credibility. It’s time for total musical honesty.
  5. Write it up in your blog or journal and link back to at least a couple of the other sites where you saw this.
  6. If you get the same artist twice, you may skip the second (or third, or etc.) occurances. You don’t have to, but since randomness could mean you end up with a list of ten song with five artists, you can if you’d like

  
  

  1.Pepper-Boot
  2.Warren G and Mack 10-I want it All (and I do!)
  3.Widespread Panic-Driving Song
  4.L’Arc en Ciel-Spirit Dreams Inside
  5.K-Os-The Love Song
  6.Colin Hay-My Brilliant Feat
  7.Frou Frou-PsychoBabble
  8.Rx Bandits-Nothing Sacred
  9.Rocky-Eye of the Tiger
  10.Utada Hikaru-Sakura Drops

  
  

  Props to you if you have actually heard all of those songs. Props and lunch if you can tell me what that music selection secretly reveals about me. (To redeem said lunch, you must come to me in chicago, or flag me down in LA or NY when I am there)

  
  

  I am so bored that i keep wandering away from my comp and updating this post. This is the 6 hour post people. This is the Odyssey of posts, and I am ulysses, lost and adrift and yearning for something or other.

  
  

  Possibly Darth Tater. Yes, this is a real product. Thank you hasbro.

  
  

   

  
  

   

  
  

   

  
  

   

  
  

  Things you may not know about me:

  
  

  I have mild phobia issues with water (okay, you all probably knew that)

  
  

  Teeth also give me the heebie jeebies sometimes. Think about it. Where are Teeth located? In your mouth this great big hole in THE MIDDLE OF MY FACE! What if something falls out? What if something falls in? Teeth are always for some reason the last part of you that remains after horrific deaths…they always use dental records to identify you, right?

  
  

  And teeth are literall where the skull beneath the skin erupts free. So yeah teeth sometimes unnerve me. See, you learn something new about Josh every day.

  
  

  If my deep thoughts are too much for you, try some of these from supermodels

  
  

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  Okay, it has recently come to my attention that medical school is a lot like high school…run with me on this for a moment

  
  

  I know everyone in my class (by face if not by name)
  There are little cliques of people, and not much traveling in between them
  We sit in the same freakin room in the same freakin building all day long
  I have a locker wherein all my books are kept
  You somehow just know who is sleeping with who and what all the gossip is w/o trying
  No one has a job (or at least very few)
  

  
  

  I will stop with this list, but you get the idea. What’s the saying? the more things change, the more they stay the same?

  
  

  Alright I seriously need to go do something with my time…til tomorrow peepz

  
  

  -J

  
  

  Josh is too cool for school (or perhaps the word is cold)

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