August 10, 2005

• Based on the feedback from everyone thus far (and by everyone, I mean
  vinh ) Y’all like the how to lists and advice. So, I will try and
  see if i can manage to do one of those guides every few weeks.
  Hopefully the quality will stay the same as I begin to mass produce
  them…

  more likely i will write like two, and then send a desperate call out
  to those of you comment to provide me with ideas on what i should make
  a list/advice colum about

  feel free to begin that…

  …

  now.

  But first! DId you know?

  Male Sharks are equipped with a penis called a clasper.
  In fact, they have two-they use one and keep the other as a spare. To
  mate, they insert their clasper into the anus of the female and release
  their sperm.

  I am really upset that i have lived this long without knowing about the
  double penis of the shark and the fact that they do it in the butt.
  There needs to be a semina called “Freaky Shit About Animals” so we
  could just learn all this stuff at once. WHAT ELSE DONT I KNOW? What
  other facts about the animal kingdom are out there just waiting to
  spring themselves on me. It is troubling to think about

  In the meantime, while my posts will still ramble and stray from topic
  to topic like some hippy on peyote, I will attemp to make them. shorter
  and probably more frequent so i can still cram in all that crap i love
  oh so much

  In an effort to get some more audience participation though, I am starting a new game!

  Comment with 2-3 unrelated words. I will then take those to google, and
  post the best link i can find involving them, as well as your name and
  try and tie it all together in a pragraph which hopefully will be
  funny. So yay! This is an ongoing game, so those of you who dont get a
  chance to read my backlogs til later, like Dang and Gen can still play!

  -J

  Josh is more rock, less talk

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