August 15, 2005
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Let’s Begin today with some ADVENTURES IN AIM
speaking with my friend who has her own clothing line you can purchase here ladies!
coffeeweasel: where are the guy shirts! I found a hot topic only 40 minutes from me!
coffeeweasel: now clothe me, woman
autoerotique: hahahahah
autoerotique: i dont have dudes stuff yet!
coffeeweasel: well tell the little children in the sweatshop to hurry the heck up
coffeeweasel: air jordans aren’t getting any cheaper
autoerotique: i know my mexicans cant work fast enough
coffeeweasel: offer them us citizenship or something
coffeeweasel: i cant pimp you to the med school until i have product to wear, yo!
coffeeweasel: and i dont have the figure for your female clothing
autoerotique: ill have it in october!
coffeeweasel: alright…i expect to be among the first notified
coffeeweasel: i do have ALL this loan money after all…and of course with Brian
supermn272: i tied the ties. have you prepared the pants?
coffeeweasel: hahaha
coffeeweasel: i need something to send them in
supermn272: what about a box?
coffeeweasel: cuz there are so many laying around
supermn272: they sell them at any local postage store
coffeeweasel: i dont have a local postage store
supermn272: no ups or local post office?
supermn272: any friends who collect shipping boxes?
supermn272: i only have 5 pairs of shorts. i really do need themcoffeeweasel: shut your cookie hole
supermn272: why dont you send me some cookies to shut my hole with?
coffeeweasel: wow that sounds dirty
supermn272: you sound dirty
coffeeweasel: so’s your face
supermn272: well at least i’m not unoriginal
supermn272: i am quoting will hunting
coffeeweasel: haha
coffeeweasel: so you ARE unoriginal
supermn272: ironically yes
supermn272: i found someone’s scalp in my room today
coffeeweasel: ???
supermn272: i think it was a key chain injun
supermn272: from the lego tribe
coffeeweasel: oh
coffeeweasel: i was expecting something more dramatic
supermn272: well i did beat up a baby today. how is that
supermn272: the baby started it too. little fucker ooked at me,
pointed and started laughing. now he has something to laugh aboutOkay so to follow up on that bolded sentence in the last adventure, I
would really like to find a human head. Yeah it would be grisly, but I
am a medical student, I could handle it. Think how long you could hang
out and/or drink somewhere on this story!Everyone would be all like “Tell us again about how you found the head!”
Well, I’d say, adjusting to make myself more comfortable, I was just
walking down the alley minding my own business when I noticed this
blood-stained pillowcase…Of course, eventually people would get sick of hearing the head story.
They might tactfully excuse themselves to go to the bathroom, or try
and change the subject, or maybe just flat out burst out with Crikey!
enough about the bleeding head (because your friend who is prone to
outbursts like that is British) and you would be all like haha sorry
but inside maybe your feelings would be hurt a little…That’s when you start looking for a torso…
Moving right along now that i have disturbed all of you severely…A
few weeks ago, I was on AIM with my good friend drew. He and I have
fascinating conversations, and most of them are patently
ridiculous. We got onto the topic of cannibalism (one of my
favorites, as you longtime readers know) and I happened to mention that1)babies probably have the most tender flesh and would be prized by cannibals
2) bbq sauce would make the taste of anything just about betteri then said something to the effect of sure i would eat a baby as long
as it had bbq sauce or if you bring the bbq sauce and baby i will eat
it with a smile on my face or somethingDrew decided to take me up on it, and surprised me later that same
night with all the things necessary to make me eat my words…pics of
the adventure have finally been sent to me and can be seen hereenjoy!
Coming Soon:
recipes for frittata
the next How To guide
more of the mundane stuff that makes of my day-J
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awwww didnt mean to hurteded your head! How you beeeeeeen? Miss you josh!!!
I’m totally in equalitive competition. Blood or escapism, which is really the new black? I vote for myself. Though the gear is rad.
American barbecue sauce and Japanese barbecue sauce are very, very different. When I was in Ogaki, I found a random imports store with Hunts hickory honey or some oishiso variety like that. The next time I had chicken nuggets (I think they were baby chickens, if that helps), it was like flavour heaven.
jeesus christ. anyway the bbq’d candy was more horrific than all the other stuff. I am also glad I got to see the inside of the Westfield mall thing. I’ve never been in and always wondered what lurked inside.
kiki had no torso. she spoke with a lisp. it sounded like: fpbpbpbh
*Giggles* Hiya its suki how things going for you? good i hope..well i just wanted to say thanks for the comment and everything its really good to hear from you so everytime your a really funny guy and i loved your story with the bear in the car and everything i almost choked i was laughing so hard…*giggles* well take care of yourself now you? Lata…
-that bitch suki
one person who won’t find my annual reading of the book Alive odd…check
you are always on AOL. i don`t have the shite. i only have Yahoo and msn. i do have an old account. probably gone now. can you use AIM without AOL???