August 23, 2005

• This week in sex news, I learned that Amazon.com sells sex toys for less than 99cents. That’s cheaper than a cappucino at starbucks ladies, and a hell of a lot more satisfying ;-P

  Ready for the segue people? here we go…still on the topic of weird
  sexual stuff: enjoy this disturbing pic from some department store in
  the UK
  

  

  from sexually suggesstive mannequins to a really frightening one…
  

  
  
  
  that’s almost clown scary, isn’t it?

  Erm
  yes, so most of my sites where i pull news items from have not been
  posting lately except for maybe fark.com and hence lack of news on this
  site. But what is new in my life you ask?

  What’s that, you don’t ask? Too bad, my blog i’ll do what i want

  Class elections are this wednesday, with any luck i shall be the new M1
  class vice pres…not to mention the fact that I am T.A.ing for physio,
  writing a humor colum for the school newspaper, co-directing the
  school’s a cappella group, working out 3 days a week, and part of more
  clubs than you can shake a stick at.

  Where did that phrase get started. I mean honestly, who shakes sticks
  at ANYTHING? Perhaps I shall have to start shaking sticks just so i can
  honestly use that phrase.

  And because I am sure you are all dying to know about my dating life:
  the chase ends tomorrow, one way or another. I have reached the three
  week mark, and that means if i dont do it this week I am in serious
  danger of being jettisoned into the friend zone. Of course if The
  Attractive AP is already attached to someone or has no interest in me
  in the dating sense, well then that will be most unfortunate and
  possibly slightly awkward for at least a few days as she will then
  probably re-evaluate every interaction we have had considering what i
  might have done because I am me and what i have done because i may have
  liked her.

  But let’s take a moment to be honest here. I like the Attractive AP as
  a person as well as being attracted to her. It would be upsetting if I
  lost her friendship. But realistically, I have plenty of friends…I
  would prefer to be dating again. Callous? perhaps…but I dont want to
  be on a dry streak longer than the Cubs (ooh! Chicago reference! go me!)

  So yes, next update everyone who reads this will see how good my judgement concerning the motives of the opposite sex is.

  So all y’all cross your fingers and wish me luck…

  -J
  

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