August 27, 2005

• Ah my loyal readers

  remember that old adage about not counting your chickens before they
  are in an omelette or somesuch? Well i did so. Turns out my green light
  was just a yellow that i sped through…

  To briefly catch all y’all up, I gambled and asked the attractive AP on
  a date for this weekend on Wednesday. I got a response that was
  indicative of if she was caught up in her studies, it would be a
  delight but she would have to let me know friday.

  This is what prompted the greenlight post, as I figured if she was
  going to reject me, it would have been done then and there rather than
  making me wait several days…makes sense, yes?

  Well Friday comes, and apparently in the interim the Attractive AP had
  had some drama in her life, including a fight with a good friend among
  other things. Due to all stress from classes and said fight she told me
  she wasn’t up to going out this weekend on a date or otherwise

  Now this is one of those times when if you listen very closely you can
  hear a voice in your head warning you about the course of action you
  should take…Lucky for me, the voice in my head uses a frying pan. So
  i realized the wise thing to do would be to press once and once only
  and then let it go for now. So I tell her i would be more than happy to
  take on the privilege of cheering her up, or if not this weekend when
  did she think would be a good time.

  Sadly for me, she didn’t know at this point.

  HOWEVER. I still did not get a flat out No, or i’m not interested,
  which to me means I still have a chance. I will simply wait her out a
  few weeks til after exams, and then ask again…remember Padawan, in
  affairs of the heart, just like in stand up comedy, timing is
  everything, and it’s all in the delivery.

  SO i must have patience…not like I going anywhere anyway

  I also apologize to all y’all for not posting slightly more often, but
  I have been ridiculously busy this week. Allow me to briefly fill you
  in. I have finally started Anatomy Lab, which is in a
  word…TREMENDOUS. We opened up the body bags, introduced ourselves to
  our cadavers (we named ours Charles) and got to work….

  Charles is a bit skinny, and his cause of death was metastatic colon
  cancer. We flipped him onto his stomach and got to work beginning the
  dissection of the Back muscles locating and then reflecting first the
  trapezius, then the latissimus dorsi, followed by the rhomboids and
  serratus posterior muscles….

  I realize that means nothing to all of my non med school readers…take
  my word for it, it is awesome. Being in Anatomy lab is the one class
  that really brings home that I have finally made it, that I am actually
  in med school and will one day be a doctor…and I love every minute of
  it, even if I do come home reeking of formaldehyde and have to take
  several showers before the smell of death washes off my body.

  If anatomy lab wasn’t enough, we also were holding auditions for the
  pacemakers this week, which is our school’s a cappella singing group.
  So i needed to be there for that…looks like a good group this year,
  and our first event is in less than a month, so we have a lot of work
  to do to teach them the various harmonies and parts for Stand By Me

  Oh yeah, and the physio review sesssions that Ryan aka Guns and I have
  been doing our getting to be pretty popular to the point that people
  are now randomly coming up to us in histo lab and asking us questions
  that keep getting harder and harder. So far we have been able to draw
  on our reserves and have not been terribly stumped, but thankfully we
  still have Tam (the Godfather) to come to our rescue

  But best of all! Our physio concept skits, what we call physio
  masterpiece theater has been picked up for a season! Basically all
  of our skits have been helpful enought that we are going to film them,
  and the school is going to upload it onto their servers so that the
  students can go back and use it as a learning tool and resource
  whenever they want…and at the end of the year they are going to give
  each student a DVD with all the skits we have done…that is 1 10
  minute skit each week for about 20 weeks give or take a few for exams.

  Since we get to assist in putting it on DVD, we are so gonna do a
  directors cut with all the jokes and concepts we had to leave out as we
  think these things up…soon as I get a chance, I will start posting
  the videos on here for you guys to enjoy as well

  And speaking of thigns i have to post, there are a truckload worth of
  pictures forthcoming from the poker tournament, some more dinners, and
  other stuff.

  But I can’t leave you people just like that…I haven’t posted any wacky porn in a while, lets do that.

  Now you all know how much I love the japanese and their wacky sex
  culture. Japan has come up with a brilliant toy on the reasoning hey,
  what guy can’t use a nice tall can of female genitals now and then?

  But you know what? There comes a point in every guy’s life where you must draw the line. Moments like that you start to
  question everything – “How the hell did it come to this? Who am I? What
  am I doing with my life??

  I personally, am combing the net for stupid shit like this because
  hey…med school as I repeatedly complain is liable to be one big long
  ride of celibacy if i can’t swing a date this year..and I dont want to
  rule out any options quite yet

  Coming Soon…

  More pics!
  Talk Like A pirate day!
  another how to guide?
  current events

  -J

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