September 1, 2005
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Yes Mari, I lied and the last post wasn’t short. I am a bad person
How about we try again with some crap for Vinh!
Build your own south park character!
Mine did not look much like me, so you dont get to see it, but it is still funLearn your life expectancy!
Had they had an option for med student my expectancy would prob drop to like 5 years from now
Life Expectancy Results
Life Expectancy: 84.05
Lower Quartile : 76.52
Median Lifetime: 86.09
Upper Quartile : 93.71As for news…well I am sure you all have heard about hurrican Katrina
by now, so really not much I can do aside from give damage and death
tolls, and really that is now what this blog is about. Instead I will
simply take this opportunity to say my thoughts and prayers go out to
the individuals affected and I hope their suffering is relieved soon.Also, I would like to thank the Bush administration for turning down
federal funding to Louisiana who requested money to put a protective
system in place in case such a thing happened…we needed that cash
more for the war in iraq, apparently. WAY TO GO, GUYS~As long as law enforcement will be coming to beat down my door, you all
should know it will not be for my anti-patriotic comments, but for my wacky obessions with wacky porn.
Why is this? Because our Attorney General’s top priority is finding
sleazebags like me, not terrorists. Although technically as long as I
stay out of Florida i am safeAnd last but not least, one of my other hobbies is all these olde
1950′s things that show how we used to live….so here is a quiz from
1953 that tests whether you would be too scared of a nuke to get yo ass to a shelterDuring the 1950s, government officials were very concerned that, in the
event of an atomic attack, law and order would break down irrevocably
as the nation dissolved into widespread panic and hysteria. In its
publicity campaigns the Federal Civil Defense Administration wanted to
frighten people sufficiently to encourage them to take part in drills,
but not to incapacitate them with fear. The following
government-sponsored quiz appeared in the August 21, 1953 issue of
Collier’s magazine as a supplement to an article about human behavior
during nuclear attack. It was intended to help readers from becoming
“victims of panic.”I would be fine, because i know to duck and cover
and to end: i did not win vp position, but things still seem to be
going well with the attractive AP, so good to balance bad, and the
world keeps on spinning-J
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you made my private label. now cum check it out. congratulations!!!
Konnichiwa its suki yeah I’m back from the dead and feeling naughty..but you can’t do much when your stuck in a house all day…anyhoo i wanted to let you know i’m doing better now Chris is a Asshole and i hate him forever thanks for leaving me a comment and everything even thought you where talking to my sister..I didn’t get to read you post but i’ll read it later i have a lot of comments to write and I’m tieing up the phone line right now so i dont’ have much time just wanted to let you know i’m doing good and it seems as if your doing good so lets both do good together supers twins wonder rings activate shape of a bucket of water!*giggles* take care of yourself…dewa mata..
-that bitch suki
When I made South Park Kelly–at school–my jte helped, and then we made one of him. Fun times.
And apparently I’m only panic-resistant. Meh.
re: the attractive AP
Good.
tried to build one, but i guess being in the teachers room and building a cartman is not very good for work relations. yes, the bush administration is always looking ahead. where is that iraqi oil now??