September 12, 2005

  • Well tomorrow begins midterm week and I honestly must say i have
    nowhere near the same stress level that I had last year round this
    time. I have two exams, Histology on tuesday and Anatomy on Friday, and
    i feel like i have plenty of time to study for both which I am actually
    making use of. That said, not having to take physio and MCB with the
    rest of the M1′s has given ryan, tam, and I much more time to relax,
    and really just all talk with one another about how honest to goodness
    thankful we are to actually be here.

    Too sappy? sentimental? too bad. my blog.

    SO yes, lots of reminiscing about last year took place, the new episode
    of family guy was watched, breakfast burritos were cooked and eaten,
    various relationships and prospects were discussed, and in general, a
    good time was had by all.

    Oh and congrats to one of my best friends out here, Bhargus (aka BG,
    spiderman, etc.) who actually managed to pick up a girl at a bar this
    weekend. Now before my female readers turn away in disgust, allow me to
    clarify. He managed to get a girls phone number after chatting her up,
    which is always a big ego booster.

    Of course this lead to an immediate discussion of when he should
    actually call. Ryan and I advised that he call no earlier than
    wednesday to ask for a weekend date, as in cup of coffee or lunch,
    something quick and easy. What say you readers? any advice?

    Here’s to hoping that all of my good friends manage to pick up girls
    this year. Cuz let’s face it, opportunities to do so in med school are
    few and far between.

    No word on the attractive AP yet…we are all still taking tests, I will settle that this weekend.

    Oh and fellow med students? i realize that exam week is rough on all of
    us, and certain habits fall by the wayside in favor of studying, but
    lets make sure hygiene isn’t one of them, mmkay? Just to make sure,
    here is a handy-dandy guide for you

    People in the 50′s were weird.

    Twang

    Ever said to yourself, man i sure would like to hear the sound of bacon frying, but I don’t want to cook it? well have no fear! findsounds.com is the place for you!

    Random sexually related item of the day…best. advertising. ever.

    vasectomy


    seriously. LOL and all that teenybopper slang to express amusement.

    And now that we are all happy joy joy, lets put some fear and anger back into you

    Civil Rights are for Commies

    “Armed with assault rifles, contractors from private security firm Blackwater are patrolling the black-water-flooded streets of New Orleans.

    Meanwhile, unnarmed Red Cross workers toting food and medicine have been unable to enter the city for days.

    The name Blackwater may ring a bell for those who’ve been following that other Gulf
    warzone — Iraq. The highly trained private security contractors
    support US military operations there, and in Afghanistan, typically
    earning far more pay than enlisted personnel.

    More in this New York Times article on the forced confiscation of weapons from civilians — but not from guns-for-hire — in New Orleans. Snip:

    Waters were receding across this flood-beaten city
    today as police officers began confiscating weapons, including legally
    registered firearms, from civilians in preparation for a mass forced
    evacuation of the residents still living here. No civilians in New
    Orleans will be allowed to carry pistols, shotguns or other firearms,
    said P. Edwin Compass III, the superintendent of police. “Only law
    enforcement are allowed to have weapons
    ,” he said.

    But that order apparently does not apply to hundreds of security
    guards hired by businesses and some wealthy individuals to protect
    property. The guards, employees of private security companies like
    Blackwater, openly carry M-16′s and other assault rifles. Mr. Compass
    said that he was aware of the private guards, but that the police had
    no plans to make them give up their weapons.

    Holy infringement of civil liberties batman! Last I checked, didn’t we
    have some funny little piece of paper allowing citizens to bear arms so
    the government couldn’t run roughshod over them? The world is getting
    more terrifying every day, and no one seems to realize it.

    So hopefully seeing the news I put up here will at least make you think
    if not act. Which is fine. If you dont agree with me, or feel my views
    are biased and liberal, hey that’s cool. Having different opinions is
    what America used to be all about. But i encourage to look around on
    your own and try and avoid seeing all the shadiness that is occuring in
    our government these days people. It is merely a shadow of things to
    come.

    And now, porn.
    (sooooo not smiley safe) But while googling pirates, one of my favorite
    google searches after ninjas and japan, I happened to come across this
    website. Of course I was obligated to take a gander, and lo and behold
    there is an adult film loosely based around pirates of the Carribean
    being released on September 19 (aka NATIONAL TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY)
    this made me smile.

    And then this made me laugh
    The entire production was
    shot and mastered on High Definition and combines over 300 special
    effects shots. With a professional script, an original music score and
    true Dolby digital 5.1 surround mix offering all of the production
    values of any Hollywood box office film while still encompassing the
    erotic feelings and sexual mores of an adult film

    Hollywood sized budget, eh? Well i would guess this much money could make a movie a hell of a lot better than the transporter 2.

    And with that I bid you adoo

    -J

Comments (3)

  • haha!  people in the 50′s WERE weird…

  • Damn, it appears I’ve been bathing incorrectly all these years.  Thank you, 50s psa, for showing me the error of my hygenic ways.

  • Urine is filled with vital elements. It is not waste. The liver detoxifies the blood and excretes the toxins into the colon. The kidneys balance the blood’s vital substances and water level. In short, urine is simply filtered blood. It contains in its fresh condition, only those chemicals and compounds of the blood in circulation in each of us.

    The morning urine is the richest and best urine to drink. This is partially due to the greater level of hormonal secretion that takes place in the late night hours when the body is totally relaxed and repairing itself.

    Now, a good way to undo conditioned behavior with regard to perception of urine is to rinse, gargle and swish with fresh urine. The flavor, consistency, and feeling of the experience will become familiar after a while, and the disgust to your own rich bodily fluids will be a thing of the past. Rubbing urine into the body (fresh or stale) is also a wonderful way to become accustomed to your living water.

    If the idea of drinking one’s own water is still a problem, pour a few ounces into the morning juice. This solution should be drunk as soon as possible, for urine breaks down very rapidly. Try to graduate from drinking the dilution to drinking it straight. Some people prefer to take it straight, followed by a “chaser” of pure water or some other healthy liquid.

    Saying “thank you” to your body just before drinking urine will help you to realize the value of this golden liquid. Your body produced it for you. Celebrate life and put the urine into a beautiful wine glass. After all, it is the most valuable water on earth.

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