September 14, 2005

• The 49 Meme from Kelly

  7 things I plan to do before I die:
  1. Speak 5 languages fluently (yay…halfway there!)
  2.Own a Motorcycle
  3. Live abroad (probably Japan)
  4. Save Someone’s Life
  5. Star in a film (it could happen, my bro is a film major!)
  6. Get my parachuting license
  7. Breed

  7 things I can do:
  1. Write random ass song parodies
  2. find the humor in the situation
  3. put my legs behind my head.
  4. memorize useless shit
  5. synthesisze various pharmaceuticals.
  6. cook a gourmet meal
  7. make people feel better

  7 things I cannot do:
  1. Pay off my student loans. (oh how true, Kelly, how true)
  2. Accurately judge if a girl has interest in me or not
  3. relax
  4. permit myself to fail
  5. walk the lenght of a room on my hands
  6. lab research
  7. make myself go in the ocean

  7 things that attract me to a partner
  1.eyes/face (yeah, i’m shallow…what)
  2. intelligence
  3. willingness to try new things
  4. attitude
  5. based on my past history, some degree of neediness (shrugs)
  6. smile
  7. availability/proximity (yes, i really have fallen that low)

  7 things I say most often
  1. oh hamburgers
  2. nutbunnies
  3. tremendous
  4. call me the…(insert lame pun here i.e. warden, cuz i got this locked up)
  5. groovy
  6. *resigned sigh*
  7. let’s do it!

  7 celebrity crushes (in no particular order)
  1. Jessica Alba
  2. Elizah Dushku
  3. Rachel Bilson
  4. Lindsey Lohan
  5. Catherine Zeta Jones
  6. Ziyi Zhang
  7. Ayumi Hamasaki

  7 people I will torture with this meme:
  No one, cuz i just sent one of these…but Kelly, never hesitate to tag me for a timewaster

  Where to go next…?

  Wow. I bet you did not know that the secret to understanding all the worlds religions could be gleaned by watching the Powerpuff Girls,
  did you? I thought not. Oh that islamic buttercup…so violent, so
  angry! Looks like she needs the help of her sisters judaism and
  christianity to settle her down so they can fight the evil mojo jojo of
  science and secularization.

  Seriously, some people just try too hard.

  Oh and because i know you have all anxiously been awaiting updates
  from me about the status of the attractive AP, allow me to inform you
  that (drum roll please…)

  
  No soup for me.

  I asked again, phrasing basically as, hey let me take you out this
  weekend on a date to celebrate being done with the first round of
  exams. As soon as I heard the well…pause…

  I am gonna be honest with you online people, i kinda tuned out at
  that point because I no longer cared what the justification was. Yada
  Yada Yada still too stressed….something something….tough month and
  so on and so forth.

  DOn’t get me wrong, i intend to remain friends with her, but it
  looks like she is one of those girls who simply is too nice to flat out
  say sorry not interested and i dont feel like wasting my time.

  BUT!

  All hope is not lost for The Josh. In the course of studying for
  midterms this past week I have become aware of what may be a possible
  interest in me by a girl we shall call…hmm…how about the pretty
  punjabi?

  Anyhoo, before you all start clamoring at me at once, the potential
  signals being sent my way were pointed out to me by others whose
  opinions I would trust. I am a flirty person in general, not that any
  of you could guess I am sure, but i had confirmation from my wingman
  before i was even thinking about it that i was actually being flirted
  back with.

  Long story short, I have a pseudo-date this weekend with her. Pseudo
  in the sense that she has called several of our get togethers dates
  including this one upcoming one, but until I hear her respond
  affirmatively when I call it a date, i am not going to read anything
  into it.

  Let’s just end it there shall we?

  COming soon…

  Pictures
  More details on the newest interest
  A shitload of drinking because exams will be done

  -J

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