September 19, 2005

• Arr…i been at the grog matey’s so here be the deal….I briefly shall be giving ye the details of my day, and then be reposting my previously planned pirate day activities

  
  

  Yarr…charles today in anatomy twere giving me sass, and so me along with me bosun and first mate (thats me lab partners for you landlubbers) went and dislocated his shoulder. Arr…it were an accident, but a loud one and many of the fellow dissectors turned to see what tomfoolery we had accomplished.

  
  

  After leaving davy jones locker room, not much of import twere happening, so I called up me bonny lass, the pretty punjabi, and we set sail to run one or two errands and obtain some boba. Yarrr…I love me boba.

  
  

  Due to high traffic on the seven seas, we twere belayed returning to home port, but all be well, and yarr, i be of the opinion that i still be making progress with me current prospect in me wenching

  
  

  -Iron James Roberts, Pirate Captain Extroirdinare
  Village’s Pillaged, Spanish Galleons Sacked, Women Wencherized and all sorts of mischief carried out for a reasonable weight in pieces of eight
  
  Yarr, and remember there be nothing we won’t do! We be pirates!
  So say Ayy, Avast, Arr every man
  we aint got much grasp of the alphabet,
  but a damn good retirement plan

  
  

  Here be the end of the new material…enjoy this pre-planned piratical post, as i be drinking heavily while ye be reading this

  
  

  Oh yes, it’s a real holiday. And it will really be celebrated. Here are some things to start getting you in the mood. Also, i can just copy and paste this post on actual talk like a pirate day if I get to drunk to remember to put something original up
  
  Pirate Training Day audio clip
  National Talk Like a Pirate Day HomePage
  Talk Like a Pirate Day Song
  What’s your pirate name? (Mine is Iron James Roberts…see previous posts)
  Yohoho Puzzle Pirates online game
  The Pirates Hold…tons o piratical fun including Pirate of the Month!
  
  And because Escapism was nice enough to throw up a porn reference in her post just for me, and because I know she be a bonny lass who have a true love of the pirates, I am going to share with you all My Pirates of The Caribbean Drinking Game
  
  Pirates of the Carribean Drinking Game Rules
  
  1.Everybody’s must be drinking something with Rum…even if you are adding it to beer. A true pirate always has rum!
  2. Everyone must have some article of clothing that is piratical…headband, eyepatch etc
  3. Everyone may only speak like Pirates…that means only present tense and at least one yarr or me hearty every other sentence
  
  If any of the top three rules are broken, the one who broke it must walk the plank: i.e. a straight shot of rum first, then they must walk a straight line (on a plank if you have it, go rob a construction site or break down some old furniture) If they fall off the plank come up with your own penalty….we usually make them take a penalty shot or at the least a cup of salt water
  
  Now on to the actual drinking game:
  
  4.Whenever the words “Pirates” “of” “the” or “Carribean” is spoken, take a drink
  5. Whenever someone says “yarr” or “Arrgh” take a drink
  6. If the word “booty” is used, take two drinks
  7. Whenever you see a parrot or a monkey take a drink
  
  That’s it…and if it dont get you fall down drunk, then you are a true pirate. Good for you!

  
  

  Coming Soon…

  
  

  Pics of Pirate Day! Yarrr!

  
  

  The Josh is quite the buckler of swashes

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