September 24, 2005

• So i just got back from a potluck dinner with my fellow pacemakers (our
  school’s a cappella group) and oh it was marvelous fun. Many a dish was
  sampled and we even played Taboo! But we played it all dorky medical
  style, where if the word was allergies, the person was  like beta
  blockers, inflammation, and so on and so forth. We tried to work
  medical terms into every card.

  So random thought: Has anyone out there ever tried something that was
  not say specifically designated human food? I mean, i am thinking that
  every kid tries pet food at some point in his or her life right? or was
  it just me?

  I remember i used to eat dog biscuits with butter on them when i was a
  little kid, like as a regular snack. I am pretty sure my brother did
  too…i believe my reasoning was, hey the dog liked it, it must be good.

  I was a stupid child.

  But anyway, i was dared the other day after telling this story to eat a
  dog treat. Since the stupid child didnt exactly become a smart adult i
  agreed. Now the treat decided upon was beggin strips.
  You
  remember these? The commercial would have a dog running around the
  house going BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON! Weird, cuz i do the same
  thing.

  Beggin’ Strips slogan is “Dog’s don’t know it’s not bacon!” Newsflash: Dogs are retarded. Mine used to eat her own vomit, and wag her tail while she did it. I’ll be the one to decide if this stuff tastes like bacon or not.

  I know these snacks aren’t made for human consumption, but while I
  was in the store the ingredients list looked pretty tame so I wasn’t
  too concerned. Somehow I had missed one extremely dubious word sitting
  there all by itself. “MEAT”. That’s all it says… meat.

  Meat is a pretty large umbrella. Beef is meat. Pork is meat.
  Horses, monkeys, and allegedly Arby’s roast beef are meat.

  SO long story short, The bitter nastiness literally got worse with every chew, and I was
  overcome by the urge to go in the backyard and eat grass until it was
  all out of me.

  So dont dare me too do stuff please. Temptation is my only weakness

  And here is a picture of Indira Gandhi hugging a koala bear, which is on my list of things to do before i die
  

  Wowie zowie i have been so half assed about this thing lately. And
  for that I apologize, What with the studying and the working out in the
  gym during what used to be my usual blogging time, and not having
  comments to respond too, keeping this updated has been hard.

  So in a plea for comments and to get this puppy rolling again, if
  anyone wants to send me interview questions—serious, wacky, in
  between—I will answer them to the best of my ability. I figure this
  way i can practice giving one interview while NOT wearing an orange
  jumpsuit and trying to look remorseful in front of Diane Sawyer

  Those of you who read this and are not xanga members, go ahead and
  just email me and I will post question and response. Lets have some fun
  with this, eh?

  -J

  Josh is ready to mojammamatize

  • 11:20 pm
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