September 27, 2005

• Strangest sentence I heard yesterday: Josh, how do you give CPR to a dog

  And I honestly had no clue. I mean, i figured the chest compressions
  would be the same, but i had no idea what to do for the breath giving
  part…do you intubate the canine? pinch it’s snoot? what? Just that
  sentence made me have sooo soo much more respect for veterinarians in
  general.

  But i still want to be a people doctor, i dont think i could bear seeing animals die.

  Wow, i just realized how terrible the above sentence sounded. I dont
  want to see people die either, but i deal with that way better than I
  deal with animal death.

  So yeah, H, let me know what ended up happening with that

  Oh Oh Oh! Calabasas people gather round, the circle has caught some
  more information. Blake Baxter, one of my friends from high school, and
  one of the most skilled drivers I know (read as reckless with talent)
  is currently the maitre’d at Islands. In addition, he decided after
  completing his music major that he had no desire to do music and is now
  in the special services branch of the military, which I am told is
  among the most dangerous. Although Y2KenH will have to verify that for
  me, as I have been listening to how hardcore the marines are from him
  since we were kids And I believe it too. So yes, blake has gone
  from music major to trained killer and will be commisioned soon. Best
  of luck to him

  Anatomy wise, we have started dissecting the upper extremity and the hand. This means two things

  1) I have started cracking every horrible inappropriate pun in the book
  I gotta hand it to you there…
  Youre quite handy with that scalpel…
  Need a hand?
  Look at that handjob she gave him…

  My group is probably ready to skin me.

  2) New dissecting song…I will just give you guys a snippet, cuz it is
  not done yet and we have 3 more upper extremity labs to go

  To the tune of Baby Got Back

  I like big nerves and I cannot lie
  you other students can’t deny
  when you find a nerve in an itty bitty place
  but know what it In-ner-vates
  then you Jam
  wanna throw up your hands
  using your brachial plexus
  even those arteries
  supply muscles like these

  oh biceps i wanna extend ya
  but your a flex-a
  my professor tried to warn me
  but dissecting makes
  me so corny!

  Oh there’s some fascia
  you say this course you wanna pass, huh?
  skin cleanly cleanly
  right throught that apo-neourosis

  I see that tendon
  the hell it inserts in?
  I guess
  check
  still don’t know it so i’m a wreck

  so tired of anatomy
  naming everything I see
  if you ask me what i have learned by now
  it amounts to jack

  so fellas (yeah?)
  fellas (yeah?)
  are your brains understuffed? (hell yeah!)
  then study (study) study (study)
  study til your good

  let’s start with the back!

  Erm yeah. Oh and as for my relationship life. Remeber that picture of
  the horse with the carrot dangling in front of it, and it never quite
  reaches it, but keeps trying anyway?

  Yeah, it’s kinda like that

  On the upside here are some peeing statues. These Czech animatronic statues realistically urinate on the trough
  before them, moving their hips and organs in concert. Their “pee”
  spells out quotes from famous Prague residents.

  While
  they are peeing, the two figures move realistically. An electric
  mechanism driven by a couple of microprocessors swivels the upper part
  of the body, while the penis goes up and down. The stream of water
  writes quotes from famous Prague residents.
  Visitor can interupt them by sending SMS message from mobile phone
  to a number, displayed next to the sculptures. The living statue then
  ‘writes’ the text of the message, before carrying on as before.

  Seriously, I am so glad to be me and know that there are things like this in the world to cheer me up whenever i feel down

  -J

  Josh needs good juju

  • 9:23 pm
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