October 8, 2005

• A list of things thingsb today

  1. Bahram, what have we learned? A microwave is not a toaster oven

   -Bahram tried to toast a frozen piece of bread in our microwave,
  and i woke up to the smell of what otherwise might have convinced me
  our apartment was on fire. I then explained to him how a microwave oven
  works, and why making a piece of bread spontaneously combust might not
  be quite the breakfast of champions he had been lead to believe.
  Luckily, i have enough cleaning supplies to get rid of anything up to
  blood stains in my apartment. (goat blood, of course. certainly not
  human blood. and certainly not human blood from sacrifices to the med
  school gods)

  2. A message left on my voice mail by my brother, possibly one of the funniest things i have heard in a while

  Dude Josh, I am so Hollywood. I just fired my actress today. I’m a big man. That’s right, a BIG man. Alright, talk to you later.

  3. Is Tam Nguyen gonna have to smack a bitch? and if so, what muscles will he use?

  We discovered a new way to remember the rotator cuff muscles of the
  upper extremity: The subscapularis medially rotates your humerus, and
  therefore cocks your pimp arm for the backhand. Then the supraspinatus
  will abduct your arm, and the infraspinatus and teres minor will
  laterally rotate your humerus to deliver the message to the ho of
  choice. And that is how i remember the rotator cuffs. Too much time in
  the anatomy lab, you think?

  4. Oh. My. Gastricus.

  Another anatomy mnemonic to remember some of the muscles in the neck
  and their innervations. The mylohyoides will depress the mandible,
  raise the roof of the mouth, and elevate the base of the tongue, as in
  the shape your mouth makes when you leave it open at the end of saying
  God. The anterior belly of the digastricus will elevate the base of
  your tongue and your hyoid bone. Both are actions in the jaw, making
  them innervated by the trigeminal nerve. And the geniohyoidus which
  acts on your tongue alone, is innervated by the hypoglossal nerve

  5. Nubian eyes will be watching you

  I watched the movie The Scorpion King, starring The Rock*. ‘Nuff said.

  *Oh and Kelly? Thanks for helping spread my nickname into internet land. 2 points to you

  6. And what is the most important rule of playing soccer boys? Meat comes FIRST!

  Will ferrell in kicking and screaming, a far better movie than i gave it credit for.

  7. Why did the chicken cross the road trebek?
      I don’t know Mr Connery, why?
      I forget the specifics, but your mother is a whore

  A line from the Physio Masterpiece Theater coming up next week, the one
  we can only release on the unrated DVD version of our little
  edutainment skits. I have begun transcribing our scripts, and hopefully
  can start posting them here for you all to enjoy, although probably
  Kelly and Grrsh will appreciate it the most.

  8. Costco and Cadavers? WHat a brilliant combination!
     You, my friend, are one sick puppy

   Tomorrow we are going on a food shopping expedition, and after
  stocking up on the free samples, will be going for a marathon session
  in anatomy lab.

  9. WHy is there not an outcry in the streets that there is a brigadier general in the us air force named TACO GILBERT??
  Permission to speak sir: your name is TACO. This is unsettling and we
  should not let the terrorists learn of it or they will tease us on the
  playground

  10. You know what would be the best baby toy ever? A dual deck. A
  sturdy, plastic, baby turnable. Picture it now, crossfading nursery
  rhymes, scratching the heck out of Sesame Street records, raise your
  hands in the air for Mixmaster Mashed Banana spinnin “I Wanna be
  Sedated” Babies. They can’t control their fingers, cant control their
  brains.

  11. An interesting article about brand name dropping in hip-hop.

  -J

  The Josh is feeling whimsical

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