October 11, 2005

• Hey folks. Been a couple days since last i had anything to say, and here is why:

  Victor, The Yellow Bic Highlighter
  (??? – 09/30/05)

  Survived by his owner, The Josh, his 3 loving siblings, The Blue Highlighter, The Pink Highlighter, and The Green Highlighter, and the rest of the School Supplies Community.
  Always a connoisseur of literature, swearwords in dictionaries, and art, Vic was known to all as being helpful, hard-working, and very bright. He will be remembered for his lanky posture and his affinity for notebooks and backpacks. He always knew what I found most interesting, never judged my opinions and never had an unkind word to say about anyone. He did many good deeds, yellowed many drab pages, and shall be remembered fondly by many.
  On this tragic day, let us have a moment of silence for this brave soul who perished in the cruel, ruthless grip of The Gross Anatomy course notes.
  Let us always remember to take example from Vic: to bring brightness into the lives of others, to work hard, and to share with our children the same selfless loyalty that our late loved one gave to us until the very end of his days.
  RIP

  also, a fascinating fact gleaned from Gen. Did you know that women tend to stab downward while men stab upward? I certainly didn’t. See, you learn something new everyday.

  And stolen from Ari’s site, because it made me laugh:

  

  Tomorrow or later tonite i will post the script to the physio masterpiece theater that is too hot for tv. We teach physiology review using a snl celebrity jeapordy format. good times are had by all.

  

  seriously, how cool is this? an armchair that converts to a miniature stovetop!!

  That’s it for the moment. perhaps more to come later, perhaps not. But at least now Grrssh has something to read, hopefully interesting

  -J

  The Josh is a delicate, unique, snowflake

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