November 2, 2005
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Sometimes i frighten even myself
I dont know how it began but ward, ryan, ritika and I spent a lot of
our lunch break today talking about child molester, anf the look they
have to them. This led to ward ryan and I all trying to perfect our
“child molester stare” kinda like the care bear stare but a little
more…actually you know what, its exactly like the care bear stare,
just done with the face instead of the chest.Reading back over this, i realize there is no way i can possibly make
this story sound as funny as it actually was, and i just make myself
look stranger, so i am going to stop except for telling you this
wonderful quote by ritikaRitika: dude if i were a child molester i would totally live near
disneyland. Hell, i’d work there. Probably at It’s a small world.So folks, kid-touching is not funny, but we laugh about it anyway
erm. yes. off now to start learning bhangra dance for diwali festival. Happy New Year, brown people of the world.
Well any of you really, but as the token white member of APAMSA, i feel
a special kinship today with my indian (dots, not feathers) friendsSeaCrest Out
-J
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HAHAHHAHA RITIKA IS DA BOMBB!!
You are one sick puppy…yet still cute and lovable at the same time. Darn you! (shakes fist)
nice segue out of a classy topic.
You have been doing ring checks for the past three years!? Why? Do you like older women Josh? Well, nevermind, you probably like all women in general, can’t just focus on the young ones I suppose.
And you just HAD to go there with the picturing you naked bit ehhh? I totally wasn’t even going there but when you suggested it…well, I had to try REALLY hard NOT to picture you naked. Hahaha. I was successful by the way!
Dude, It’s A Small World? Your friend thinks too small…I say dress up as one of the Disney characters! The more beloved the better!! Kids will come to you, want to sit on your lap, etc. Of course, child molesters are BAD BAAAAAD people and should be shot.
Service announcement for the day: Children, Pooh may not just want honey!