November 3, 2005

• What have I done today?

  The usual histology time, and checked my email.

  Protect your Banana!
  brought to you by actual medical professionals. Its good to know that
  just because i have grown older doesnt mean they can make me grow up

  Wayne Goldsberry is batman level badass. WHo is Wayne goldsberry? just a man who, When an  enraged and none too bright  buck came through the
  living room window of his daughter’s house, he didn’t flee, call the
  cops, wimp out and cry, no – he followed it in to a bedroom, shut the
  door, and killed it with his bare hands.

  I imagine as he went to kill the deer with his hands he said to his wife “Woman, don’t get my gun. It will only slow me down.” I’m am in no way being snide. It is obvious this man is so manly that his wife’s legal name is Woman.

  He
  must wear plaid and eat spoonfuls of gunpowder while sharpening his
  bowie knife on his calloused hands. Not only that – after killing it
  he carried it outside in triumphant victory, kicked a midget, knocked
  over an elderly person, punched an orphan in the ovaries and then had
  the deer butchered

  This brings up a legal matter. I’m not sure if it is legal for him to
  butcher the deer, but my view is if you can kill a deer with your bare
  hands then….

  1.) there is no way in hell anyone is going try and stop you from doing much of anything, especially to orphans and midgets.
  2.) you should be able to kill all the deer you want and eat them.

  

  Talk about the ultimate bragging rights. No matter what his friends do
  they will never top the story of “the time Wayne killed a deer with his
  bare hands.”

  Side note: Doesn’t the new Brawny add and slogan seem more like
  Brawny has taken an abundance of Enzyte, the natural male
  enhancement product? Maybe that is why the brawny fellow is smiling so big. now all of him is brawny

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