November 7, 2005

• Pics from last night’s Pimp and Ho party 2005 can be found at the usual picture site here.

  So since second year undergrad i have thrown a pimp and ho party every
  year but one, and every year, it always gets an awesome turnout. People
  like excuses to dress up, as you will see from the pics. Every guy
  loves the chance to be a pimp, and lets face it ladies, you dont have
  to look that hard to find your “ho” clothes. The playas club this year
  was at my friend Sean’s place because he told me I could throw parties
  at his house. This is good for two reasons

  1. There is no way i could fit that many people in my apartment
  2. There is no way i was going to clean up after that many people the next day

  Heh. just like undergrad. i bring the people and the party, and others provide the location. right wendy?

  So I went as my usual pimp persona The J Deezy complete with black hat,
  pimp ass cane, a brand hand covered in rings and bling, and a very
  classy sports jacket and dockers. so pretty much all clothes i could
  wear normally if i went out without the cane.

  The party was damn near packed for a while with about 60-70 people, so
  i would like to take this opportunity to pat myself on the back as a
  publicist and start planning the next shindig now that people know how
  i roll

  I honestly think the world is just starting to shape itself more toward
  my personal amusement. who needs a guard dog when you can have a pet zombie?

  Please be adivsed we do have a rigorous
  adoption process.

  Will you promise to feed and take proper care
  of your zombie?

  Will you show him how to properly disembowl
  your enemies, and eat your children if they become disobedient?

  Well then, It seems you may provide a loving
  environment for your zombie to dwell.

  Don’t forget to have your pet zombie spayed
  or neutered. And don’t even think about an invisible fence, pain means nothing to the
  dead.

  Life-Size semi poseable Zombies with metal
  armature comes complete with Bust, Hands, Body Form, complete costume, and stand ready for
  any graveyard,  Living dead scene, or anywhere you see fit to display your Zombie.
  Beautifully detailed and ready to devour anything in their paths. Each Zombie comes
  complete with a limited edition “Death (adoption) Certificate”.

  All Zombies come in Fresh Meat finish.
  Spoiled Rotten finish available for an additonal $10. Zombie Costumes are flame retardant.
  Colors and style will vary.

  Thank you internet. Thank you so much.

  did you know sword swallowing
  has led to discoveries in the medical profession such as the ability to
  suppress your gag reflex? and what a great fact that is. You never know
  what you might learn from a circus freak.

  I bet right now you are thinking, wow josh chose to take the high road
  and not make a dirty joke about the gag reflex. That’s because i was
  too busy with this 1975 erotic coloring book. color me amused.
  What target audience was this aimed at? were there adults actually
  sitting around going, you know what would really get me in the mood
  baby? coloring with burnt sienna OUTSIDE the lines. ooh yeah.

  Arnold as ernie in sesame street. I especially like the cheney monster

  the military applications of silly string.

  And that’s all he wrote.

  -J

  The Josh is a person in your neighborhood

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