December 7, 2005

• How the GI stole Christmas

  1st and foremost: HAPPY BDAY REG! go to her site and comment!

  and now a masterpiece theater that is truly a masterpiece, if i do say
  so myself (not that my students appreciated it, not a funny bone in
  their body)

  How the GI (Gastrointestinal System) Stole Christmas
  

  Each M1 in waukegan liked christmas a lot

  but bargus, who had to study GI, did
  not!

   

  GI hated Bargus! Gave him indigestion!

  B:but why cant i learn
  this? Now THAT is the question

   

  It could be that he needed to study at
  borders

  it could be, perhaps, all those stupid
  transporters

  but i think that the most likely reason of
  all

  may have been that his brain was two sizes too
  small
  

   

  But,

  whatever the reason

  he loudly did sigh

  and stood there before midterms, hating
  GI

  staring down from the dorms, and in need of a
  bath

  at the warm lighted windows, below in the
  rath

  for he knew Dr Sackin at R F U M S

  was busy now, writing impossible tests

   

  and still i’m befuddled he groaned
  with a grimace

  next week’s the exam, for sure i am
  finished!

  and he quivered his whole body quite quickly
  quailing

  I MUST find a way to keep myself from
  failing
• 

  Wow. This is indeed a masterpiece! And I have no idea what those words mean, though I managed to learn something; that I need to eat more fats. How come some words are broken up into syllables?

  • 12/8/2005 12:42 AM
  • Y2KenH
• 

  Thanks for the tips for snowy driving and what not.  Sighhhh, I’m soo not used to this whole cold weather!

  • 12/7/2005 9:02 PM
  • Roninmk