December 14, 2005

  • First Things First, Last things last, study breaks in between

    Yes another
    meaningless quiz to fill my hours instead of the studying i should be
    doing. Put the first and last you can remember, according to the
    question, and if you dont have an answer, or dont want to put the real
    answer, at least put in something amusing. The First and last person
    who read this are supposed to repost it, but i think we all know how
    well that goes so how about if it amuses you, repost on your site,
    mmmkay?

    Everyone has their firsts..

    First best friend: latonya (my interracial crib and playmate in NY-i was a player from an early age)

    First school: Erm in NY someplace with a jungle gym in the hallway, in LA pinecrest kindergarten

    First concert:Dave Matthews band at um glen helen pavilion i think

    First screen name: coffeeweasel, and it remains so to this day

    First funeral: My grandma’s…

    First scar: The one that give me the evil eyebrow from when i fell
    into a fire hydrant and split open my head trying to walk our dog (in
    my defense i was 2 and had not quite mastered locomotion)

    First pet: Chin the pekinese, short for Chairman Chin-Chow Yowie Yap (no, i am not kidding)

    First piercing/tattoo: nope, no holes or graffiti in my temple…yet

    First big trip: When I moved to california from new york

    First flight: new york to florida

    First time out of the country: not counting mexico? The post high
    school graduation trip to london, athens, milan, andsomewhere in
    switzerland with my family

    First job: parking lot security guard at valley indoor swapmeet. Man did that job suck

    First kiss: somewhere in 6th grade with my first g/f, a long term relationship that spanned almost 2 whole weeks

    First true love: erm…undergrad? i dont know

    First time you had sex?: i am going to have see some comments if you folks really want to know this one…

    EVERYONE ALSO HAS THEIR LASTS…

    Last person you hugged: My little brother

    Last song you heard: It’s gonna be me by Nsync (STOP JUDGING ME! THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH POP MUSIC!!! :-p)

    Last car ride: 2 weeks ago to study in vernon hills lollicups

    Last time you drank/got high/ or did domething illegal: hrm…last
    night i did partake of the wine…although as i am of legal drinking
    age, i dont know if that would count

    Last kiss?: does  it count if it came from my puppy? no? then i
    dont remember…OH WAIT! some drunk girl at diwali afterparty!

    Last time you had sex?: sadly, i cannot remember.

    Last time you took a shower: last night after working out

    Last time you cried: when my father died

    Last movie you watched: in theaters=DOOM with the ROCK

    Last food you ate: lamb

    Last item bought: sled for the white elephant gift exchange

    Last shirt worn: transformers…cuz i am more than meets the eye

    Last phone call: My mom …to find out why the school is billing me for something the insurance should be paying for

    Last time at the mall: phil’s bday to purchase his gift

    Last drink: wine

    Last text message in your inbox: my car still smells like fried chicken -phil

    Last text message in your outbox: haha chicken car-me

    Last thing you typed: bollocks!



    The Sorting Hat Test

    You might belong in Gryffindor,
    Where dwell the brave at heart,
    Their daring, nerve, and chivalry
    Set Gryffindors apart.

    Gryffindors are known for their courage, audacity, and devotion to what is good and honest.
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    Yay so i get to hang out with Harry Ron and Hermione in Gryffindor. What wacky adventures will those kids get up to next?

    -J

    The Josh really does not know as much anatomy as he should

Comments (5)

  • I’m in Slytherin…you Gryffindors are such goody-goodies.  I’m really impressed with all the languages you know.  I love french…just not fluent.  Not too many Arkansans speak french…okay take that back since Desault Falcon Jet is here, but they intimidate me.  The hardest language I’ve ever studied is Gaelic.  I love singing it, but half the time I don’t know what I’m saying…for all I know I could sweetly be singing, “Death! Death to America!”

    Have a Great Day!  Study!

    MK

  • I laughed so hard..I’m really needing to go to bed!!!!  You’re such a jerk!    I had to read that sentence a few times before I got it…ugh! Men!

    Night

    MK

  • Everyone has their firsts..
    First best friend: Nicole…I wrote about her.  She’s my sista!
    First school: Brady Elementary for Kindergarten and then Our Lady of Good Counsel School for Boys and Girls
    First concert:  Oh, it was Screaming Trees/Soul Asylum/Spin Doctors in 1992 or 93?
    First screen name: in 1992?  Wow, Salsakick.
    First funeral: My friend’s funeral when I was 14
    First scar: I don’t know chicken pox?
    First pet: Sandy aka Telephone Pole, our Black mutt and Tabitha aka Tabby our cat
    First piercing/tattoo: I got my ears pierce but they got infected. Then I got them repierced but the lady didn’t listen and used gold posts…I’m allergic so no piercings.
    First big trip:  Little Rock to Boston?  Oh, Times Square 99-00 was fun.
    First flight: Little Rock to Boston
    First time out of the country: mexico mission trips…that’s it.
    First job: I’m still at my first job
    First kiss: Kindergarten, Chris
    First true love:  I said I would never fall in love, my fraternity brothers overheard and got Jason to have me fall in love with him…sick, yes!  Did I fall? Yes.  Was I heartbroken? Yes.  Men Suck

    First time you had sex?:   with myself?  I’m kidding. I don’t believe in sex…there’s no such thing.
    EVERYONE ALSO HAS THEIR LASTS…
    Last person you hugged: My boss
    Last song you heard: Turkish Delight by David Crowder Band
    Last car ride: Today from the ER
    Last time you drank/got high/ or did domething illegal: I drank last wednesday no, wait Sunday!
    Last kiss?:   My lil “adopted” nephew, Aidan because his Mimi was sick

    Last time you had sex?:   I don’t believe in premarital sex, but if I’m still a virgin when I’m 30 then maybe I’ll just find the first guy at a bar and say “Let’s Do It”
    Last time you took a shower: I’m about to because it makes me feel better
    Last time you cried: just 5 minutes ago because I realized I’m poor and it’s Christmas
    Last movie you watched: in theaters: Rent
    Last food you ate: hawaiian chicken sandwich from Backyard Burgers
    Last item bought: does ER visit count?
    Last shirt worn: Made In Ireland from Urban Outfitters
    Last phone call: My mom to tell her the doctor doesn’t know what’s wrong with me.
    Last time at the mall: today to fix my glasses…I ran into the door at work during an emergency before my emergency — yeah those security doors don’t open as fast as you would think
    Last drink: tequilla
    Last text message in your inbox: Are you dead?
    Last text message in your outbox: I’m fine. I hate doctors.
    Last thing you typed: doctors.

  • That picture of Hermione is photoshopped.

  • “Last time you had sex?: sadly, i cannot remember.” <—– and how is that supposed to impress the ladies?

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