December 15, 2005

  • Onion time!

    hey
    folks, i apparently have gained some new subscribers and so i figured i
    would do another one of these little timewasters so you could know more
    about the person who warped thoughts you have decided to read…anyone
    who has had to suffer through this before, just move on to the next
    entry

    LAYER ONE: ON THE OUTSIDE

    Name:   The Josh

    Birth date:  may 17, 1981

    Birthplace:  new york city

    Current Location:   BFE, aka north chicago

    Eye Color:   brown, cuz i’m so full of it. charm, that is

    Hair Color:   brown

    Righty or Lefty:  left fo sho

    Zodiac Sign: taurus

     

    LAYER TWO: ON THE INSIDE

    Your heritage:  hahaha i am a mutt : russian greek italian mexican, possibly some irish, honorary indian and honorary asian

    Shoes you wore today: haven’t worn shoes for like three days…havent left apartment

    Your weakness:  temptation

    Your fears: failing…nothing frightens me as much as that…except maybe clowns

    Your perfect pizza: one withouth the bread, sauce, cheese, or toppings

    Goal you’d like to achieve:  being content and happy no matter where i am or what i’m doing…actually, i pretty much do that now

     

    LAYER THREE: YESTERDAY, TODAY, TOMORROW

    Your most overused phrase on AIM:  nutbunnies

    Your thoughts first waking up:  congratulations! you have another chance

    Your best physical feature: so many to pick from…erm…lets say my winning smile

    Your bedtime: whenever i’m tired…so usually around midnight

    Your most missed memory:  memories are made so you dont miss things

     

    LAYER FOUR: YOUR PICK

    Pepsi or Coke:   dont drink soda

    McDonald’s or Burger King:   dont eat burgers

    Single or group dates: in med school, so not going on dates

    Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: neither, they both taste terrible

    Chocolate or vanilla:  more of a strawberry man

    Cappuccino or coffee:  dont drink coffee anymore (and never did thank you for that Angela)

     

    LAYER FIVE: DO YOU?

    Smoke: the occasional hookah or cigar

    Cuss: less than i used to since utilizing butters curse words

    Single: do i single? what the hell kind of question is that?

    Take a shower everyday:  any day i work out…so every couple days

    Think you’ve been in love: yep

    Like(d) high school:   damn skippy i did

    Want to get married:  yup

    Believe in yourself:   of course…who else would believe in me? The Josh does not have the staying power of santa claus, people

    Get motion sickness:  whenever I am not driving or in shotgun…

    Think you’re a health freak:  no, but i am pretty good about what i eat…except for fried chicken

    Get along with your parents: pretty well yah

    Like thunderstorms: yes!   

    Play an instrument: used to play piano…otherwise, just the capoeira instruments

     

    LAYER SIX: IN THE PAST MONTH

    Drank alcohol: oh hell yes

    Done a drug: oh hell yes

    Gone on a date: 

    Gone to the mall:  to study…

    Been on stage: every chance i get

    Eaten an entire box of Oreos:  nope

    Eaten sushi: nope, but as soon as i get back to cali…

    Been dumped: nope

    Gone skating: where?

    Gone skinny dipping: no, why would i do that?  besides, everything is frozen here…

    Dyed your hair: not since undergrad…but maybe i should bleach my head again…what say you internet land?

    Stolen anything: the show

     

    LAYER SEVEN: EVER

    Played a game that required removal of clothing: of course

    Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: and how

    Been caught “doing something”:  like what? rocking out to nsync? i’ve been caught doing lots of things. what the hell kind of cop out question is this

    Been called a tease: never…just like the mailman i always deliver

    Gotten beaten up: i dont start fights…i finish them

    Shoplifted: uh…when i was younger

    Changed who you were to fit in: nope…people change to fit ME

     

    LAYER EIGHT: GETTING OLDER

    Age you hope to be married:  *shrugs* whenver it happens

    Numbers of Children: more than 1, past that didnt really think it out…making them is more fun anyway

    Describe
    your dream wedding: oh that is so future hypothetical wife’s domain it
    is not even funny…my only role will be to show up in the monkey suit

    How do you want to die: however my number comes up

    What
    country would you most like to visit: all of them…still working my way through asia currently

     

    LAYER NINE: IN A GUY/GIRL

    Best eye color?: hazel or green

    Best hair color?   brunette fo sho

    Short or long hair: long. long. long. there are maybe 3 women on earth who look better with short hair than long..

    Height: doesnt matter as long as it slightly shorter than me

    Best first date location: anything interactive….coffee, mini golf, museum, etc

    Articles of clothing: ??? i dont get it

     

    LAYER TEN: IN THE NUMBERS

    Number
    of people I could trust with my life: everyone…people all rely on
    each other whether you realize it or not. Doesn’t mean i have to like
    em all though

    Number of CD’s I own: erm…dont know they all on my mp3 player now

    Number of piercings: none

    Number of tattoos: none yet

    Number of times my name has appeared in the Newspaper?: no idea…don’t keep track of these things…

    Nmber of scars on my body: so, so many

    Number of things in my past that I regret: none…they all helped to make me who i am today even the stupid ones

    -J

Comments (2)

  • I REALLY wanna crib this.  Can I??/

    So what parts of Asia have you seen so far?

  • I like these…can’t do most of them on my site
    LAYER ONE: ON THE OUTSIDE
    Name:   MK or Mimi
    Birth date:  August 27, 1979
    Birthplace:  Little Rock, AR

    Current Location:   my apartment…in the Rock
    Eye Color:   blue I think…I don’t gaze into my eyes that much anymore
    Hair Color:   brown when I first dye it and then it fades to red, but naturally blonde
    Righty or Lefty:  right
    Zodiac Sign: Virgo (I’m perfect)
    LAYER TWO: ON THE INSIDE
    Your heritage:  English, Bovarian, Irish, Scottish, Choctaw, Cherokee, BlackFoot

    Shoes you wore today:  my NB sneakers and white flipflops

    Your weakness:  my mind
    Your fears: failing and not being needed
    Your perfect pizza: one with sundried tomatoes, artichokes, moz and feta cheese or just pepperoni

    Goal you’d like to achieve:  being content and happy no matter where i am or what i’m doing…actually, i pretty much do that now

    LAYER THREE: YESTERDAY, TODAY, TOMORROW
    Your most overused phrase on AIM:  No, I don’t have a picture stop asking.
    Your thoughts first waking up:  gotta exercise
    Your best physical feature: I don’t think I have one…my smile? Oh, I like to stick my tongue out a lot.

    Your bedtime: usually around 9 or 10 but it’s been late lately

    Your most missed memory:  WHAT?!?!?!
    LAYER FOUR: YOUR PICK
    Pepsi or Coke:   mostly water, but on rare occassions diet dr pepper

    McDonald’s or Burger King:   don’t  really eat fastfood but in a pinch BurgerKing (chicken)
    Single or group dates: I’m actually trying OKCupid because I’m too busy to try hard.

    Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Typhoo

    Chocolate or vanilla:  both
    Cappuccino or coffee:  coffee especially MilkyWays

    LAYER FIVE: DO YOU?
    Smoke: 5 times a year
    Cuss: less than i used to…I use a lot of Freakin-a’s lately and sucks from working with teens

    Single: do i single? Yes, please may I have another? Sorry animal house in head for a moment
    Take a shower everyday:  yes, yes, yes sometimes twice
    Think you’ve been in love: yeah, but I was probably wrong
    Like(d) high school:   damn skippy i did

    Want to get married:  yup, if I can find a guy to put up with me
    Believe in yourself:   of course…who else would believe in me? The Josh does not have the staying power of santa claus, people (MK has to agree with Josh’s answer so adopts it as her own)
    Get motion sickness:  whenever I am not driving or in shotgun…
    Think you’re a health freak:  For the most part
    Get along with your parents: yes, now that I’m on my own

    Like thunderstorms: yes!  I also like to go and splash in the puddles they form as long as there’s no lightening
    Play an instrument: recorder in 5th grade. Does the kazoo or spoons count?

    LAYER SIX: IN THE PAST MONTH
    Drank alcohol: past month? try past 48 hours

    Done a drug: um drugs are bad omkay
    Gone on a date:   does dating myself count?
    Gone to the mall:  yes, to fix my glasses after leaving the ER

    Been on stage: yes, for my student’s program

    Eaten an entire box of Oreos:  ew no
    Eaten sushi: I’m the only one of my friends who apparently does not appreciate raw fish or the potential of food poisioning they offer

    Been dumped: nope
    Gone skating: no
    Gone skinny dipping: in the past month?  Who does that?
    Dyed your hair: yes, brown

    Stolen anything: no
    LAYER SEVEN: EVER
    Played a game that required removal of clothing: yes

    Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: you have no idea how trashed…once I stood on my stairs complaining the esculator didn’t work…

    Been caught “doing something”:  is this a perverted question?  If so yes.
    Been called a tease: all the time
    Gotten beaten up: i dont start fights…i finish them
    Shoplifted: in middle school, but then at an FBLA meeting they told us how it hurts the consumer 500% and I freaked and wrote a note saying I was sorry and left 5.00 to cover the 500% of what I stole.
    Changed who you were to fit in: yeah and it lasted a day
    LAYER EIGHT: GETTING OLDER
    Age you hope to be married:  sometimes I wonder if that will happen
    Numbers of Children: my husband will have to do a lot of convincing to get me to do so.  I’ve had kidney stones and that was horrible…I couldn’t even pass them!

    Describe your dream wedding: I would like a celtic type of wedding…barefoot outside Christian elements and handfasting ceremony that I came up with

    How do you want to die: preferably peacefully in my sleep like my Uncle not kicking and screaming like the rest of the passengers in his car…just kidding, but peacefully at least
    What country would you most like to visit: New Zealand, Ireland, England, Scotland, Japan, Rwanda, Senegal, South Africa

    LAYER NINE: IN A GUY/GIRL
    Best eye color?: as long as they see me as the one…we’re golden
    Best hair color?   bald…or close cut
    Short or long hair: see above

    Height: I’m 5’2 so at least a head taller or 5’6 or taller

    Best first date location: anything interactive….coffee, mini golf, museum, etc

    Articles of clothing:  jeans that fit and don’t leave anything to the imagination

    LAYER TEN: IN THE NUMBERS
    Number of people I could trust with my life: everyone…people all rely on each other whether you realize it or not. Doesn’t mean i have to like em all though

    Number of CD’s I own: too many to count, hoping for an MP3 for Christmas or when I get a real job

    Number of piercings: none
    Number of tattoos: none

    Number of times my name has appeared in the Newspaper?: a few and in a good way
    Nmber of scars on my body: so, so many

    Number of things in my past that I regret: none…they all helped to make me who i am today even the stupid ones
    Have a Blessed Weekend!!!!

    MK

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