January 3, 2006

• Oompa loompas and doody

  So returning to o hare airport there were many delays…how many you ask?

  well, the flight bahram and i were on was supposed to leave at 12:15 pm and ACTUALLY left at about 4:30pm

  then when we got to chicago, they lost bahram’s luggage which as of
  this point he still has not recovered so we didnt get home til
  midnight, and didnt finish unpacking til about 1:30

  and then of course i got insomnia…lucky me, so i didnt fall asleep until about 4 and woke at 7 to go to a 8am class

  YAY DISCPLINE!

  The reason i am telling you all this is because the sheer tiredness
  caused me to randomly fall asleep in class for like 20 minutes today,
  and during this sleep i went straight into REM and managed to have a
  wonderfully odd dream that i feel it is a moral imperative to share
  with you all

  So you all know what the baggage claims look like at the airport? with
  the circular conveyor belts that drop your luggage and then disappear
  behind rubber flaps until they come out for another round?

  i have always wondered what is behind those flaps, and in my dream i
  climbed up onto one of the belts lookinf for bahrams luggage and the
  belt took me behind the flap, and what do you think i saw?

  a willy wonka-esque wonderland, replete with oompa loompa baggage handlers, who were singing :
  

  where in the world did your luggage get lost?
  we do not know because the bags we toss
  you may be here, but your suitcase is there
  and now you have no un-der-wear
  you’ll have to go commando!

  and then my friend woke me up, and i will never know how the dream
  ended…and even worse, i will no longer fight falling asleep in class,
  because, dude, i want to see oompa loompas!

  Something you probably did not need to know about me…

  supermn272: did you know when you were 3 years old you used the toiled all day for the very first time.
  coffeeweasel: why do you know this?
  supermn272: mom told me
  coffeeweasel: what, randomly?
  supermn272: july 25, 1984
  supermn272: yes
  supermn272: poopy pants
  coffeeweasel: haha
  supermn272: so it seems you started living in the bathroom about 21 years ago
  coffeeweasel: good to know

  -J

  The Josh likes to overshare

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