January 11, 2006

• The year in review

  So i was looking back at my new years post last year and Here were my New Years Resolutions of 2005
  

  1.Become a better person (ego aside, folks, there is always room for improvement)
   (i would like to think i have done this and continue to do so)
  2.Make someone’s day…as often as possible
  (no way to know, but again i can only hope)
  3.Become a doctor
  (this is an ongoing one)
  4.Learn something new every day
  (check)
  5.Appreciate the common, along with the spectacular
  (check)
  6.Keep in touch with old friends and new
  (double check)
  7.Find enlightenment
  (so not even close)
  8.Get my freakin IPOD…c’mon xangaland, little help here..
  (did one better and got the zen touch…f you ipod!).
  9.Make myself better stronger and faster
  (thank you dity workout!)
  10.Be dependable, but never predictable
  (well i am predictable in my dependability, so that one kinda backfired)

  Well i finally got around to playing this internet game. So here we go

  Year in review Instructions
  Go to the first entry of each month for the last year
  copy and paste the first and last sentence of each of those entries

  January
  Happy New Year (or for my nihonjin tomodachi’s, shiawase na oshogatsu)…
  …But if I was, I would be a spider monkey

  February
  Dont wanna study, so here I am again. Why do I have dialogues with my xanga? who exactly is it that I think I am talking to?…
  …Did you know I have a fake tooth? tis true tis true…I was born
  w/o one, so I got an implant. But now i could have a fake tooth that
  drools…so much cooler I especially like how the article mentions…no
  more cottonmouth…who could they be marketing that to?

  March
  Why have I not updated all week? Mostly because I was asleep. I
  have contracted some sort of Super Sleeping Sickness. Seriously, i was
  out by like 9-10pm this whole week with afternoon naps too. I only woke
  up to do the dumb things I had to do, like study, go to class, and when
  I could remember to, eat. For a while I thought I might have West Nile
  Virus, but of course I would never get anything that exciting. More
  likely it was just those darn ninjas pumping the poison sleeping gas
  into my apartment again in an effort to destroy me BUT IT WILL NEVER
  WORK HA HA HA…
  …Oh and it has come to my attention that some people do not
  understand that “not work safe” next to a link could mean potential
  pr0n (that is l33t for “porn” smiley)

  April
  Lord Byron once called shaving �A
  daily plague, which in the aggregate, may average on the whole with
  parturition.� After looking up that last word, it�s
  obvious that this Byron fellow probably
  had no idea how to shave. But that doesn’t make me dislike it any
  less…
  …
  Let me know what you think of my new face…because I am growing the old one back as soon as possible!

  May
  Okay, yes, fine, the zombie thing was a clever hoax, and believe it, no
  one was more disappointed than I. Honestly…it would have been a dream
  come true (sorry nakochan, but Zombies are COOL)…
  …
  sorry, I got a little carried away there. So yeah, xangaverse…what are YOUR pet peeves?discuss and/or comment

  June
  Not much to update about at the moment. but let me heartily recommend the series Robot Chicken for you to download or watch…
  Voltron Getting served is ah ha ha oh it is to laugh

  July
  Alright so perhaps I fibbed a little when I promised you an immediate
  update, but things came up, among them the anime expo and a slew of
  other errands…
  …(on voicemail) Dude i know you in vegas so if you not answering your
  phone, you better be with a hooker by now, and if your not, my credit
  card number is…

  August
  Guess who’s Back!Back Again!Josh is Back!Tell a friend!…
  …I rock. About two people after me, someone else also said originality,
  but it was no longer original by that point, was it punk? VICTORY IS
  MINE.

  September
  Yes Mari, I lied and the last post wasn’t short. I am a bad person …
  …
  and to end: i did not win vp position, but things still seem to be
  going well with the attractive AP, so good to balance bad, and the
  world keeps on spinning

  October
  SO this weekend has been somewhat more unproductive than I had hoped…
  …
  Which reminds me. Kelly, if you have skype now, i still owe you a monkey phone cal

  November
  Pictures. Lots of em. Some from Halloween and our costumes, but mostly more from Zentra courtesy of Tony…
  …
  Josh is zip zoom fly

  December
  Diwali Pics are finally up!…143
  of them with multiple costume changes by me, several of the acts, the
  after party and all sorts of goodies…peruse through them while i work
  on the next post….
  …That’s the chocolate money shot Re: willy wonka’s melting chocolate taj mahal

  what is your ideal career? I am a mad scientist
  
  And last but not least, some adventures in AIM
  coffeeweasel: i am going to miss anatomy lab when it is over
  coffeeweasel: where will i get all my stories from?
  GreanTeaDrinker: Haha, seriously.
  coffeeweasel: just saw hostel
  coffeeweasel: i am NEVER going to slovakia
  coffeeweasel: thos people are FUCKED UP
  coffeeweasel: also, i learned that anatomy has desensitized me even more than years of horror movies to blood and gore
  GreanTeaDrinker: lol
  coffeeweasel: although granted, the bodies in the lab dont scream no no
  please no oh dear god no why are you doing that i need that to live
  coffeeweasel: but my point still stands
  GreenTeaDrinker: you are one crazy dude

  -J

  The Josh dances like no one is watching
  
  

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