January 26, 2006

• Penguins have troubles too

  Feeling a little bit less stressed about anatomy these days…although
  not by much. I am still only sleeping about 4-5 hours a night, but
  since my usual is 6 i cant really complain.

  However…whenever I get too stressed, or feel like my entire world is
  about to come crashing down, I just remind myself that penguins have
  troubles too. It is a nice way of bringing me back to reality…well,
  reality for me anyway.

  Did you see that movie march of the penguins? Here i am complaining
  about studying and this penguin has a whole host of problems. All he
  wants is to find a penguin mate and get on with his penguin life…i
  can empathize little buddy…thats all i want too!

  well, not a penguin girlfriend. Although a pet penguin would be pretty neat.

  Anyway, that gets added to the list along with my ego-puncturing reminder when i get too full of myself:

  Chinese Relativity Axiom: No matter how great your triumps, or how
  tragic your defeats, approximately one billion chinese couldnt care less

  CLues that you may be spending too much time studying anatomy…everything you read gets translated into anatomical terms

  Two individuals proceed toward the apex of a natural geologic
  protuberance, the purpose of their expedition being the procurement of
  a sample of fluid hydride of oxygen in a large vessel. One member of
  the team preciptously descended, sustaining severe damage to the upper
  cranial portion of his calvaria. Subsequently, the second member of the
  team performed a self rotational translation oriented in the same
  direction taken by the first team member

  aka: Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and jill came tumbling after.

  2. You no longer notice that all of your clothes smell like death

  3. You have conversations with your cadaver

  4. You see a food item from an animal (steak, fried chicken, etc) and immediately try and figure out what muscles your eating

  5. you can eat after anatomy lab at all

  6. you actually say anything like ” ow! my peroneal nerve innervated area!”

  all i can think of for now, but you know more is always coming

  -J

  The Josh needs his think muscle to get with the smart making already!
  

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