February 25, 2006

• A stall for time!

  Alrighty folks…here is the deal:

  I have a ton of stuff to tell you about my japan trip. I have even more
  pictures to post, which i am in the midst of doing as i type this.

  however, given that I have a complete medical history to write up by
  monday, and that I am co-producing the all school talent show, which is
  in exactly two weeks and i have a ton of shit to do for that, you are
  going to have to wait a little while to get the full monty.

  in the meantime, here is something i got tagged for and will leave you to read while I stall for time

  Tagged/Victimized by EnAmorContigo

  Rules:
  1. The tagged must come up with 10 different points of their perfect lover
  2. Need to mention gender of target
  3. tag 8 victims to join this game and leave a comment saying they’ve been tagged
  4. if tagged again there is no need to post a second time
  
  With that in mind…erm…here we go

  1. The lady must have a sense of humor about herself as well as others.
  Making fun of me is well and good, but if you cant take it, dont dish
  it out. Similarly, I make politically incorrect jokes. often. gotta be
  able to laugh at least some of them. or else, hypothetical woman, we
  are over
  2. She must be willing to try new things/adventurous. Not that i will
  force her to go skydiving or eat horse or any of that, but someone who
  will at least be willing to do something they have never done before
  3. She must have long hair. Yes, i really am that shallow. maybe 4
  women on earth look better with short hair than long, and 3 of them
  haven’t been born yet
  4. She should be honest with me. Lying is above all the number one pet
  peeve/dealbreaker i have given my relationship history. I catch someone
  in a lie, and it hits the fan. Hard enough for me to trust some people
  as is
  5. She should be willing to argue with me…what good is a brainless automaton?
  6. She should be a child at heart…i.e. watch cartoons, play video
  games, roll around on the grass for no reason other than it feels fun
  7. She should like dogs. I am not a cat person, and birds dont even enter into the equation.
  8. She should be shorter than me, if not by much. Again, I am shallow, and we are talking about ideals here, not actual people
  9. She should be a touchy/feely person. Not necessarily huge PDA, but
  not going to be bothered if i do the arm around in public thing. Yes, i
  am lame as well as shallow. Sue me.
  10. At some point in her life, she probably should have tried some kind
  of illegal narcotic. Explaining my reasoning behind this would also
  take too long, so lets summarize down to it makes you more open minded
  shall we?

  Now as for who to tag…hmmm. You’re it!

  Mary  Mari
  wenyin  grrsh
  ken      vin
  linh    whoever else reads this

  bonus points to me if they all actually do it!

  erm and yeah…that will do it for now. Oh and for those of you
  interested, i have re-started up another slightly more private blog
  …if you know me well enough, you should have no trouble finding it.

  -J

  The Josh is a big tease

  • 11:10 pm
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