May 4, 2006

• Save A Josh Fund

  Only 13 days left until I join the quarter century club…

  And with that in mind, I would like to call upon my xanga readership to consider making a donation to the Save A Josh Fund

  The Josh is a whimsical creature, found in many climes, although
  partial to the asian subcontinent. While the Josh’s habitat is often
  located near coastlines or bodies of water, the creature itself will
  never be found in the water, a fact that still puzzles many
  anthropologists. Characteristic traits of The Josh include a distinct
  pattern of facial hair, an everpresent smile, opposable thumbs, and an
  attention span equivalent to that of a five year old human child. The
  happy go lucky attitude of The Josh is what has made it such a
  fascinating subject for study all these years, particularly with
  respect to it’s persistence, socialability, attempt to find the humor
  in all situations, and rapid adaptability to whatever new environment
  it is placed in.

  However, all is not sunshine and lollipops for this charming creature.
  Recent alterations in its environment have forced it from it’s natural
  habitats near coasts and cities into more mundane, rural surroundings
  far from the life the creature is used too. Perhaps even more tragic,
  in the past 2 years it has been subjected to sadistic experiments in
  sleep deprivation, information retention, and malnutrition, not to
  mention frequent trips in and out of all kinds of labs

  So what can you do to help? Well, the current facility housing The Josh
  is planning a fairly large scale test in the next year…If the Josh
  scores high on this particular exam, the facility has agreed to tag and
  release him back into the wild instead of keeping him enclosed in
  facilities not properly equipped to hold him

  In order to expedite his release, The Save A Josh foundation is
  releasing this list of materials that can help The Josh score high
  enough on his exams to be released into the wild at the facility’s
  earliest possible convenience, conceivably within one year.

  Amazon wish list of Save A Josh Fund approved materials located here

  Any of the materials you could purchase from this site (used or new) would be of
  immense help to both the foundation, and the Josh. And remember,
  
  THE JOSH YOU SAVE COULD BE YOUR OWN

  -J

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