June 5, 2006

• Notorious W.I.Z.

  found on another site and reposted here for all of you…

  “yeah, dis one goes out to my homies who left us. sirius, you know i
  never forget you. you my houseelf, dawg. you always will be. cedric,
  you like a brother to me. dumbledore, man, things ain’t right no more…

  in the beginning i thought i was a muggle
  but voldemort is back and now i’m caught up in the struggle
  i don’t need no love potion to get me these hoes
  i went right out of hogwarts straight into the pros
  it’s like
  if you try to mess with me, i’ll hit you with a confundus
  you know me and ron weasly mother fucking run dis.
  just me and my boys and my boys have got my back
  remus lupin and sirius black
  even draco malfoy had to get to steppin’
  ’cause i found out that prophecy was voldemort’s secret weapon!
  even though i crashed into the whomping willow tree
  snape is teaching me to be l33t at occlumency
  fred and george weasley in the dorm rooms hustlin’
  when all of a sudden mcgonnall busts in
  says “boys, you’d better see me ’round about an hour
  or i’ll make sure your mother sends you a howler”
  but with all of this commotion nobody can see
  that i am wearing the robe of invisibility
  i’m going sneak out and see the mirror of erowid
  and try to find out what my parents would’ve did
  if they had caught voldemort vying for a throne
  coming back to life with the socerors stone.
  my name is harry potter and i’m the hogwarts champion
  i know this beat is phat but it’s just a tiny samplin’
  i got all the magic ladies screaming for more
  hermione granger and fleur delacour
  were all up on dese nuts ‘guess it must be the scar
  that’s havin’ all these women in here startin’ to see stars.
  birthdays were the worst days
  now i sip butterbeer when i’m thirstay…”

  -J

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