October 14, 2006

• Haven’t done this in a while

  LAYER ONE

  – Name: The Josh

  – Birth date: May 17, 1981

  – Birthplace: New York City

  – Current: North Chicago

  
  

  – Eye Color: Dark brown, like cocoa

  – Hair Color: Brown (with some red mixed in the beard-viking heritage, oh yeah!)

  – Height: 5′ 9″ &¾ (Yes, don’tt forget my &¾!)

  – Righty or Lefty: Ambi

   

  LAYER TWO

  – Your heritage: russian, greek, italian, mexicant, honorary japanese and punjabi
  

  – The shoes you wore today: my fancy hospital dress shoes
  

  – Your weakness: temptation is totally my kryptonite

  – Your fears: failure

  – Goal you’d like to achieve:   dominating the boards
  

   

  LAYER THREE

  – Your most overused phrase on aim: i’m studying

  – Your thoughts first waking up: 5 more minutes
  

  – Your best physical feature: My sense of humor, that’s all I got. That and my stunning good looks

  – Your bedtime: whenever i get tired of studying
  

  – Your best missed memory: times in japan
  

   

  LAYER FOUR

  – Pepsi or Coke: don’t drink soda

  – McDonald’s or Burger King: i dont eat burgers. but gyros are damn good
  

  – Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: How about ice cold crispy clear H2O instead?

  – Chocolate or vanilla: chocolate, but it’s got to be soy cream

  – Cappuccino or coffee: green tea

   

  LAYER FIVE

  – Smoke: hookah

  – Cuss: Fuck, yeah

  – Sing: randomly when i am in the mood
  

  – Take a shower: it rained a few weeks ago, otherwise every day I undergo strenous physical activity, like waking up

  – Have a crush: does the BRS count?
  

  – Do you think you’ve been in love: I think/thought so

  – Want to go to university?: been there, done that
  

  – Like(d) high school: Apparently I was one of the few that did

  – Want to get married: Someday

  – Believe in yourself: Only one I can believe in. Except for Batman

  – Get motion sickness: not often

  – Think you’re attractive: think? I know
  

  – Think you’re a health freak: not as much as when i had my vegetarian friends apryl and larissa to cook for

  – Get along with your parent(s): Most of the time

  – Like thunderstorms: And how! Bring on the gorogoro

  – Play an instrument: the djembe
  

   

  LAYER SIX

  In the past month…

  – Drank alcohol: sweet nectar of life after a long day of studying
  

  – Smoked: the occasional hookah is nice
  

  – Done a drug: just studied them lately, unless you count caffeine
  

  – Made Out: like a bandit

  – Gone on a date: in another country, no less

  – Gone to the mall: to study
  

  – Eaten an entire box of Oreos: nope

  – Eaten sushi: how i miss those california days
  

  – Been on stage: yes, dancing salsa for the hispanic heritage month festival
  

  – Made homemade cookies: haven’t even had storebought cookies
  

  – Gone skinny-dipping: in 40 degree weather? i think not
  

  – Stolen anything: just the occasional nap

   

  LAYER SEVEN

  Ever…

  – Played a game that required removal of clothing: Yes, and I don’t play enough of them

  – Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: Yes

  – Been called a tease: Does holding a double cheese burger over the head of a short fat girl count?

  – Shoplifted: do you know how heavy shops are?

  – Changed who you were to fit in: Nope, I am so loveable it is not necessary

   

  LAYER Eight

  – Age you hope to be married:  mid 30 ish?

  – Numbers and Names of Children: 2 of any sex, but one MUST have the middle name “The”

  – Describe your Dream Wedding: I will leave that to whoever I marry

  – How do you want to die: spontaneous combustion in a crowd…failing that old age…in a crowd

  – Where you want to go to university?: umm, i believe the phrase is been, there, done that

  – What do you want to be when you grow up: i dont want to grow up, i’m a toys r us kid

  – What country would you most like to visit:  thailand is next on the agenda

   

  LAYER NINE

  In a guy/girl…

  – Best eye color? Oh, Jesus…all of them can look good, but natural grey looks bomb

  – Best hair color? Brunettes for sure

  – Short or long hair: in the past it has been long, but i am dating a girl who totally works the short hair
  

  – Height: shorter than me

  – Best weight: Depends on height,

  – Articles of clothing: Best would be something classy on top and something naughty under it

  – Best first date location: comedy club…nothing helps peepz bond like laughter

  – Best first kiss location: wherever the first kiss happens IS the perfect location. Ya, mad cheesy, I know

   

  LAYER TEN

  –# of drugs taken illegally: umm…# of different kinds, occasions, what?

  –# of people I could trust with my life: 3, they know who they are
  

  –# of CDs that I own: all about the mp3 players now

  –# of piercings: none

  –# of tattoos: none…yet

  –# of things in my past that I regret: very few

  did you learn anything new about me? if you did, why not repost this on your page so i have something to look at when next i procrastinate?

  -J
  

  
  

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