October 31, 2006

  • Trick or Treat

    Trick or treat.  Smell my feet. 
    Give me something good to eat.
    If you don’t, I don’t care.  I’ll pull down your underwear.

    I wonder who was the first kid to ever
    recite this.  And did he or she ever get any candy because of it? 
    And if not, did he or she have to follow through with the threat and actually
    de-pants the candy miser?  And wouldn’t that actually be sexual
    assault?  Why would a kid risk hard jail time for some stupid candy?

    Happy Halloween All, pics to come (yes yes, we have all heard it before i know)

    -J

Comments (2)

  • I always knew the last line to be:

    If you don’t, I don’t care. I will hide your underwear.

    Which made even LESS sense since how would the kid gain entry to the house to find and then hide said underwear when he couldn’t even score some candy. O_o

  • Yayyy, Gen’s gonna crash The Josh’s place in mid-January!  (If it’s okay with him)

      Hope all is well these days!  I’m in Baltimore doing a rotation at Hopkins

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