November 30, 2006

• Adventures In AIM

  PentaroX (11:17:29 PM): heard on the internets, the best superpower ever:  the ability to turn lead into bacon

  PentaroX (11:17:39 PM): i don’t know if that can be outdone

  coffeeweasel (11:17:54 PM): hahaha

  coffeeweasel (11:18:00 PM): that is teh awesome

  PentaroX (11:18:38 PM): but just think, if someone shoots at you, not only do you survive

  PentaroX (11:18:43 PM): but you get bacon

  coffeeweasel (11:18:58 PM): how fast does this operate?

  PentaroX (11:19:10 PM): I don’t know

  coffeeweasel (11:19:11 PM): i mean, what if someone shoots you when you are not expecting it

  coffeeweasel (11:19:14 PM): like sniping?

  coffeeweasel (11:19:19 PM): it would suck to be killed by bacon

  PentaroX (11:19:21 PM): that would suck

  coffeeweasel (11:20:57 PM): the doctors would all totally laugh at you

  coffeeweasel (11:21:09 PM): because they would not know about your super power

  coffeeweasel (11:21:28 PM): there would just be a stellate wound in your body, and a piece of bacon lodged deep within some organ

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