December 27, 2006

• Validation!

  Some of you may or may not be familiar with my fascination with zombies and the corresponding contingency plan in case goodness forbid, the dead ever rise up. Many of you have chuckled to yourselves , i am sure, about Josh's zombie contingency plan.  In fact you’re probably thinking, “Wait, are you afraid of zombie movies or
  that zombies are actually going to eat you? Because zombies don’t
  exist, McCrazy.” In that case, we have a problem. And you don’t have
  very much imagination But in a happy occurrence for me, this morning when i woke up to kroq on the radio, the entire morning show was about people with zombie contingency plans.

  Yes. Yes it was.

  There are people out there right at this very moment having shark suits made so they cannot be bitten through, driving around with machetes in their trunk because edged weapons never run out of bullets, and always being aware of the nearest costco and wal-mart or other locations stocked with food and guns. There are even people with plans contingent upon the type of zombie that arises, whether the traditional night of living dead slow shufflers, or the 28 days superhuman speed zombies or the resident evil genetically altered for strength variety.

  There is an entire subsection of our nation's population who has thought in detail about zombie preparedness, and for that i say, hooray.

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