January 19, 2007

• More Pirate Pickup lines

  To tide you over until new comic being posted later today

  - I’d make her walk me plank
  –I’d shiver her timbers
  – I’d like to see her Kraken
  – I’d like to plunder her booty”
  – I’d like to play hide the rum with her
  – like to teach her the meaning of avast
  – I’d like to bury my treasure
  – make her my cabin wench
  – I’d let her be my land ho
  – I’d pillage her town
  – hoist her up the mast…
  – I’d haul her sheet in
  – I’d set sail for her horizon
  – I’d like to get into her Davy Jones Locker
  – I’d like to swash her buckle
  – I’d like to go puffy all over her shirt
  – I’d like to be buckin’ her ears (buccaneer-get it?)
  – I’d like to get into her briny deep
  – I’d love to land her lubbers
  – I’d love to roger her jolly
  – I’d broadside her
  – I’d let her Jack my Sparrow”

  -J

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