January 22, 2007

• Like Pina coladas?

  Just for asking, leslie, and because stress and exams always hone my parody skills...

  If you are a med student
  to tune of if you like pina coladas
  by Josh

  I was tired of this lecture
  the prof was now boring me
  like a worn out recording
  of my fave mp3
  so while i fought back sleeping
  checked my computer instead
  and as i signed into facebook
  there was an invite that read

  if you like getting nerdy, and the usmle
  you're addicted to study, and love pathology
  if you like staying up til midnight
  and to class you come late
  then you are a med student, i'm sorry for your fate

  I didnt listen to the lecture
  I know it dont seem too bright
  but i could download it later
  from the CMS internets website
  so i went to the forum
  to go join in the debate
  i was really excited
  because to this i relate

  yes i am pretty geeky
  when it comes to the step one
  the brs is my best friend,
  i find studying fun
  you've got to add me as your buddy
  and we can chat on IM
  bout how our lives are torture
  i know you understand

  checked my email with high hopes
  when i signed in that day
  there was a message in my inbox
  wondered just what it might say
  it was from my professor
  and it said, "here's a clue.
  if you sleep in the front row
  of my lecture i see you"

  if you are an m2 prepping
  to go to take the boards
  then its okay to skip class
  but dont come here and snore
  i know it can seem overwhelming
  with all that you must learn
  but your hard work will pay off
  your place here you have earned

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  One more week til exams, huzzah! :-/

  -J

  • 11:34 pm
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