January 29, 2007

• You might be in Med School if…Happy Colon Chan

  Blah…more studying and coming back to eat, blog and bed. I am actually spending more time at starbucks than i do at home. I probably have so much secondhand caffeine smell i can wake you up with a mere whiff of my sweat. Or failing that, a slap.

  Anyhoo, allow me to present the kawaii-ification of the by Japan-Meet Happy Happy Colon Chan:

  

  Cant forget happy happy stomach chan either. Thank you japan. thank you so so much.And you people can wonder why i want to live there

  Some more, you might be in med school if:

  you physical-exam practice partner has touched you more than your significant other.

  ou
  roll over on a Saturday morning and open your eyes to find your laptop,
  histo book, and a pile of notes all snuggled up next to you.

  No matter how many breast exams you give, there’s still a little 3-yr old in the back of your head saying “Hehe, boobies.”

  you mix up perineurium and perineum; and uvula and vulva

  you’ve flipped someone “the C7″

  If
  in the weeks preceding to tests, you forget how to speak english and
  feel that an appropriate substitute word is
  dipalmitoylphosphatidylcholine

  You might be a med student if you
  can still remember the waterfowl of the chest. (i.e. esophaGOOSE,
  azyGOOSE, vaGOOSE, thoracic DUCKt)

  you’ve realized that your standards for hooking up have decreased exponentially…(when i first moved to chicago, anyway )

  -J

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