April 7, 2007

• Never De-Fetus!

  As I was doing a qbank block, a question stem began with the following

  "An ultrasound performed on a pregnant woman for fetal dating show a posterior fetal mass"

  I then misread this and thought-fetal dating shows? How would that even work?

  Chuck Woolery: Fetuses-How would you like to be born?

  A: Well chuck, i want to come out through the vagina, and then go right back in-yeah baby
  B: As long as I'm not premature, it doesnt really matter
  C: I'm an adventurer chuck, so i would have to say C section

  Chuck: Okay feti, what do you look for in a woman?
  A: I prefer older women
  B: As long as she is like my mother
  C: ME!

  Chuck: describe your ideal first date
  A: My birthdate
  B: Somewhere dark, warm, and wet

  Chuck: Any final thoughts before out mother to be picks her fetus?
  C: 9 months trying to get out, and the rest of our lives trying to get back in

  Thank you, that's all for the Fetus Dating Show.

  And now back to the wonderful world of qbank

  -J

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