April 8, 2007

  • Happy Zombie Jesus Day!

    Cyanide and Happiness, a daily webcomic
    And that's why we hide the eggs: So Zombie Jesus can't find them.

    ADVENTURES IN AIM
    coffeeweasel: Apparently then small children are smarter than Zombie Jesus.

    Ieatyoursoulz:Makes sense. Jesus said that to enter heaven, you must be like a child.

    coffeeweasel: That's probably your trial when you go to heaven: Find the eggs.

    Ieatyoursoulz: Yeah.
    None of this 'sitting in judgement' crap. It's just Peter at a podium
    taking your name, and asking you 'Did you find the egg yet?'

    coffeeweasel: You
    know, we never learned Peter's last name. I'll bet it's Cottontail!
    THAT'S IT! SAINT PETER IS THE EASTER BUNNY! So it's HIM hiding the
    eggs. That rascal." (as per south park revelations)

    Ieatyoursoulz: That's why we hide the eggs down here. Much
    harder for Zombie Jesus to find them when they're not up in heaven.
    Hell, why do you think he came in the first place? Not to save
    everyone. He just wanted to find a couple eggs because he'd been
    itching for an omlette since creation. that's why we
    color them: to confuse Zombie Jesus if he DOES find one. 'What? What's
    this blue thing?? It can't be an egg. It must be a rock.' And let's not
    even get into the multi-colored ones."

    -J

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